Chuck Norris Read's his facts on TV

http://hacheyblog.blogspot.com/2006/03/chuck-norris-leyendo-sus-frases.html

When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised. 😐

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. 😐

Chuck Norris doesn't have aids, but he gives it to people anyways. 😐

hahahaha that was funny
i got one Chuck Norris doesnt walk space moves around him