The Canadian Thread Eh?

Started by Vinny Valentine13 pages

The Canadian Thread Eh?

Canadians, Gods middle people. The ones with the beer and maple syrup. We are the proud people of the north, who totally kick Americans ass in every possible way.....except army's, population and some other things.

I may not eat whale blubber, or hunt seals. I'm not a lumberjack and I don't know Tim, Phil or Janine down in Toronto. I don't live in an igloo and I don't Say Aboot, its about. We don't add Eh to everything, just to some things to let people know that I'm Canadian. Our flag wasn't made by some old lady high on Pot that saw a leaf and desided to pint some red lines with it.

We are the Brother to America, the slightly less Fat brother, but we still get along together. See Sense we are the little brother, and Mexico is the little sister to America, if someone picks on us (The Canadians) America will kick there ass while we cry about something, but thats okay because we are that cool.

Canada is a home to anyone looking for a home, and is Glad to see people come into this beautiful country. (Except Nazi's)

I can Proudly Say:

"I am Canadian"

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Strange Brew Rocks. 🪩

I have Canadian family, does that count?

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I have Canadian family, does that count?

-AC

Yes.

I found out a few weeks ago that my great-grandfather was 100% French-Canadian... does that count? 😕

Originally posted by H. S. 6
I found out a few weeks ago that my great-grandfather was 100% French-Canadian... does that count? 😕

Yeah, It would indeed, that means you have Canadian blood in you, this is your new home 😉

i found out the other day that i was canadian, and i have been living in canada for my whole life

does that count? 😕

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i found out the other day that i was canadian, and i have been living in canada for my whole life

does that count? 😕

No, you are just in your closet. Open the door Maynard....you can do it.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No, you are just in your closet. Open the door Maynard....you can do it.
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard

Hes from Europe.

Burn him 😐

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Hes from Europe.

Burn him 😐

😐.....🤨

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
😐.....🤨

🙄 I told you to be burned

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
🙄 I told you to be burned
do you wanna fight?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
do you wanna fight?

Of Course I will make out.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Of Course I will make out.
🙄 you poor little bisexual

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
🙄 you poor little bisexual

crying

*American walks in*

Hmm..Canada, eh?

*American walks out*

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
*American walks in*

Hmm..Canada, eh?

*American walks out*

😆

USA
USA w00t

Spoiler:
i wish i was canadian

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
*American walks in*

Hmm..Canada, eh?

*American walks out*

Hey Big brother.

😐

crying Maynard won't make out with me......

*Watchs America walk out*

😐

*Walks in doing the black walk, burning a maple leaf and tearing up pictures of Avril Levigne*

🪩