-=- Why I Rule -=-

- My name REALLY is "Fred", You know, Like Bob
- People Call me Jesus
- I know everything I shouldn't know.
- I can impersonate any profession and get away with it.
- I pop up from nowhere
- You can't find me unless I want to be found
- I know the SpoonMan
- I have been in movies
- I'm so random that

And Last but not least

- 7 inches of pure Canadian beef 😈

Which is more then what most people... "Weild"

Maybe so...

But I rule so much more. And there's really nothing you can do about it. 😎

cry I'm in denial...

Dude your only 7 inches tall? I am like 5'10" sorry but I don't talk to gnomes.

Maybe he means fat.

he has 7 inches of fat someplace on his body? weird, is it like a tail?

Maybe... I think he means.... Mr. Pecker? 😐

I think he is fighting for the gnome community. fight the power brother! We will get stairs that fit you!

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
- My name REALLY is "Fred", You know, Like Bob
- People Call me Jesus
- I know everything I shouldn't know.
- I can impersonate any profession and get away with it.
- I pop up from nowhere
- You can't find me unless I want to be found
- I know the SpoonMan
- I have been in movies
- I'm so random that

And Last but not least

- 7 inches of pure Canadian beef 😈

Which is more then what most people... "Weild"

Originally posted by TOH
I rule. I know Chuck Norris... 😐

I am Chuck Norris's Father's Cousin's Nephew's Uncle's Former First Room Mate.

Peter Sellers Went to me For his Career Advice

I Beat Stanley Kubric at chess

I am about to be re-elected King of the Gnom Community 😆

Reasons why I rule:

...

Ill get back to you on that one..

Thinking you all rule is crazy. Dont you realize that Will Sasso rules everything including the cosmic comedy cube. Realize!!!

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
Maybe... I think he means.... Mr. Pecker? 😐

Chickens are much bigger than 7 inches. I think he's talking about his dinner.

Originally posted by Valharu
Thinking you all rule is crazy. Dont you realize that Will Sasso rules everything including the cosmic comedy cube. Realize!!!

crack is whack

Is that you Whitney Houston?

nah Bobby Brown, I am just qouting my wife.

Bummer. I was gonna ask if she was selling today 🤘

I could still hook you up if you want?