Originally posted by BackFire
Oh, and an IPOD Cereberal - A small chip that is installed into your brain that allows you to play music at all times, because god forbid you go without the luxury of music at some point.
extension - hack the ipod cereberals and force people to listen to advertising crap... No where is safe....
that would make a mint..
A TV remote controller, with a beeper (similiar to an handheld phone), which allows you to find the controller very easily.
Or, non scratchable DVD's, so ****ers cant ruin DVD's from movies stores. ****ers. (especially if your watching a TV series, and the last episode, which ties the whole series together, is ****ing scratched, and you miss key points) (LOST).
Yes, im bitter.
"Godpatch"
1. Implanted just under the skin, quick and easy.
2. Allows you to access info wifi-like, anytime, anywhere, projected right into the occipital and parietal lobes for full immersion; onto the back of the cornea for patial immersion.
3. Runs on food energy, so you can eat as much as you want and never get fat.
4. Act now, and get the bonus Perfect Penis function! Or for you ladies: larger breasts, concave lower abdomen AND thighs thinner than your calves!
Originally posted by Smasandian
A TV remote controller, with a beeper (similiar to an handheld phone), which allows you to find the controller very easily.Or, non scratchable DVD's, so ****ers cant ruin DVD's from movies stores. ****ers. (especially if your watching a TV series, and the last episode, which ties the whole series together, is ****ing scratched, and you miss key points) (LOST).
Yes, im bitter.
husband: honey, where the hell is the remote?
wife: i dont know you had it last. why dont you use the beeper?
husband: *looks around* honey, where the hell is the beeper?
Originally posted by PVS
husband: honey, where the hell is the remote?wife: i dont know you had it last. why dont you use the beeper?
husband: *looks around* honey, where the hell is the beeper?
Well, I never said the plan was fail safe.
Never empty beer bottle. Great idea, but it wont make any money.
Originally posted by BackFire
Consumer liposuction machines and do it yourself abortions.Oh, and an IPOD Cereberal - A small chip that is installed into your brain that allows you to play music at all times, because god forbid you go without the luxury of music at some point.
They probably will make iPod cerebral. It'll be like Deus Ex, temporal uplink. And it'll feature commercials too. OMg... *Runs off to make dystopia sci fi fanfic*