Whats yours called?

Yes, I am being juvenile. But the word 'penis' simply won't do. It's just too anatomical, too sterile, too damn boring....

For use down the pub
Trouser trout
20th century, US
Wife's best friend
20th century
Spam javelin
1990s
Lad
20th century
Trouser mauser
1950, Canada
Adam's arsenal
19th century
Bacon bazooka
1990s
Honker
1970s
One eyed trouser snake
1960s, Australia
Screwdriver
20th century

In the bedroom
Moisture missile
1990s
Coral branch
19th century
Thumb of love
20th century
Stargazer
17th century
Cupid's torch
19th century
Pocket rocket
1990s
Toy
19th century
Love arm
1990s

Who are you calling a??
Dipstick
1960s, US
Fanny rat
1990s
Piece
1930s
Poodle
1920s, US
Prick
16th century
Maggot
20th century

When respect is due
The foreman
19th century
The corporal
20th century, US
The master of ceremonies
19th century
The gentleman usher
16th century
The old soldier
1970s, US
Sir Martin Wagstaff
17th century
The grandfather clock
20th century

Not in front of your mates
Dingwallace
1920s, US
Tallywhacker
18th century
Doodle flap
late 19th century
Diddlywhacker
1960s, US
Tiddleypush
1930s, Ireland
Flim flam
1970s, US
Pillicock
14th century
Crimson chitterling
19th century

Not in front of your mother
Quimstake
17th century
Crack haunter
19th century
Purple headed avenger
1990s
*** bit
17th century
Gravy giver
19th century
Womb broom
20th century
Bush whacker
20th century
Cunny catcher
17th century
Babymaker
1900s
Shag stick
20th century
Bald headed hermit
19th century
Salty yoghurt slinger
20th century

Who's a good little??
Winkle
1940s
Doodle
18th century
Peenie
20th century
Dibble
19th century
Thingummy
18th century
Nudge
20th century

Johnny foreigner
Gooter
18th century, Ireland
Doob
1950s, Australia
Winny popper
1950s, Canadia
Schwanz
20th century, Yiddish
Mad Mick
20th century, Australia

Historically speaking
Jumble giblets
C17
Fiddlestick
late C16
Tickle toby
late C17
Pilgrim's staff
C18
Shove straight
C18
Thrumster
C17
Old blind Bob
C18
Little Davy
C17
Pudding
C17

taken from Mens health magazine!

😐

Well, that's, erm, yeah.

You know what I haven't had in a while. Loganberry. That was a good drink.

Originally posted by Smallville
You know what I haven't had in a while. Loganberry. That was a good drink.

Never had one.

You should look into it. Loganberry is good stuff.

ok.......

I guess some guys just have no penis, oh well 🙂 I call mine Jonny because its a cum lately 🙂

🤨

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
I guess some guys just have no penis, oh well

stupid

Or we dont sit around naming various parts of our body. Did you name your eye too, Ben Franklin?

... some peoples kids.

Originally posted by Smallville
stupid

Or we dont sit around naming various parts of our body. Did you name your eye too, Ben Franklin?

... some peoples kids.

Kids 😂 Ask around sonny 🙂 anyway if I did name it Ben Franklin would that be an issue? As you can see historically it's an issue.

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
Yes, I am being juvenile. But the word 'penis' simply won't do. It's just too anatomical, too sterile, too damn boring....

For use down the pub
Trouser trout
20th century, US
Wife's best friend
20th century
Spam javelin
1990s
Lad
20th century
Trouser mauser
1950, Canada
Adam's arsenal
19th century
Bacon bazooka
1990s
Honker
1970s
One eyed trouser snake
1960s, Australia
Screwdriver
20th century

In the bedroom
Moisture missile
1990s
Coral branch
19th century
Thumb of love
20th century
Stargazer
17th century
Cupid's torch
19th century
Pocket rocket
1990s
Toy
19th century
Love arm
1990s

Who are you calling a??
Dipstick
1960s, US
Fanny rat
1990s
Piece
1930s
Poodle
1920s, US
Prick
16th century
Maggot
20th century

When respect is due
The foreman
19th century
The corporal
20th century, US
The master of ceremonies
19th century
The gentleman usher
16th century
The old soldier
1970s, US
Sir Martin Wagstaff
17th century
The grandfather clock
20th century

Not in front of your mates
Dingwallace
1920s, US
Tallywhacker
18th century
Doodle flap
late 19th century
Diddlywhacker
1960s, US
Tiddleypush
1930s, Ireland
Flim flam
1970s, US
Pillicock
14th century
Crimson chitterling
19th century

Not in front of your mother
Quimstake
17th century
Crack haunter
19th century
Purple headed avenger
1990s
*** bit
17th century
Gravy giver
19th century
Womb broom
20th century
Bush whacker
20th century
Cunny catcher
17th century
Babymaker
1900s
Shag stick
20th century
Bald headed hermit
19th century
Salty yoghurt slinger
20th century

Who's a good little??
Winkle
1940s
Doodle
18th century
Peenie
20th century
Dibble
19th century
Thingummy
18th century
Nudge
20th century

Johnny foreigner
Gooter
18th century, Ireland
Doob
1950s, Australia
Winny popper
1950s, Canadia
Schwanz
20th century, Yiddish
Mad Mick
20th century, Australia

Historically speaking
Jumble giblets
C17
Fiddlestick
late C16
Tickle toby
late C17
Pilgrim's staff
C18
Shove straight
C18
Thrumster
C17
Old blind Bob
C18
Little Davy
C17
Pudding
C17

taken from Mens health magazine!

Originally posted by dave123
you fail 7 word test

Do I? Must be cultural 🙂

🤨

❌

😑 what are you shaking your head at

😕

Originally posted by dave123
you fail 7 word test

Indeed he did.

Lets not forget the ever popular

vein laden meat pipe!

Purple headed mushroom warrior!

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
I guess some guys just have no penis, oh well 🙂 I call mine Jonny because its a cum lately 🙂

How about Buddy?

General Sherman