I will be security for your dirty abusive prison! With my laser guns, invisible cloaking device, minature sonic-wave bombs, technologicaly grappeling/size modification spears, and conviently hidden short-swords, no prisoner would DARE try to escape or get out of hand with the likes of me!
Less ofcourse there was a bribe, but what use do I have for money?! Don't you watch Star Trek people?!
Now, if we were talking someone for to "analy probe" as all us aliens like to do, heheheheh..
But no friggin Mexicans or rednecks damnit, I was a GIRL preffbly a teenage one.. on the rocks..