Saint Patricks Day.......

Started by Bardock425 pages

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
I don't beat people up when they look at me 😑

...unless I'm drunk

Which you are always, since you talk funny...since you are Irish...you see, it all fits together.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Which you are always, since you talk funny...since you are Irish...you see, it all fits together.

I don't talk funny....everyone else does! shutup

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
I don't talk funny....everyone else does! 😘

Oh yeah, that's true.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Which you are always, since you talk funny...since you are Irish...you see, it all fits together.

Irish people dont talk funny 😛 ......except for those from cork

Or Kerryish people

Originally posted by crazy_c
Or Kerryish people

Peter talks funny...he has an Irish Heritage.

Why celebrate St Patricks day when people don't even celebrate their own countires saints?

It's just a big marketing ploy.

It just gives people another reason to get sloshed at 7am in the morning....... 🍺

I don't know about you all but I am ready to drink some green beer!

I'm sure we will see a lot of drunk posters later........ 😗

Here's a joke someone sent me:

> > John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to
> > spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me
> > wife!"
> >
> > That won him the top prize at the pub for the best
> > toast of the night!
> >
> > He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize
> > for the Best toast of the night"
> >
> > She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
> >
> > John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
> > sitting in church beside me wife."
> >
> > "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> >
> > The next day,! Mary ran into one of John's drinking
> > buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled
> > leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
> > night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
> >
> > She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
> > myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the
> > last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
> > time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.
> > 😂

Originally posted by crickey77
I don't know about you all but I am ready to drink some green beer!

drunk

give the irish there beer or else this guy will be coming after you

yeah I've always pretty much forgotten about it as well.

I was in Belfast once and in a shop window there was a sign saying "Bomber Jackets half price". I had to chuckle.

I love saint. Patricks day...I was very lucky yesterday and I got a kiss from a girl I didnt even know....she was pretty 🙂

Originally posted by Goldentooth13
I love saint. Patricks day...I was very lucky yesterday and I got a kiss from a girl I didnt even know....she was pretty 🙂

You sure about that? Or were you drunk?

Originally posted by debbiejo
I'm sure we will see a lot of drunk posters later........ 😗

Here's a joke someone sent me:

> > John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to
> > spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me
> > wife!"
> >
> > That won him the top prize at the pub for the best
> > toast of the night!
> >
> > He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize
> > for the Best toast of the night"
> >
> > She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
> >
> > John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
> > sitting in church beside me wife."
> >
> > "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> >
> > The next day,! Mary ran into one of John's drinking
> > buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled
> > leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
> > night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
> >
> > She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
> > myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the
> > last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
> > time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.
> > 😂

lmao

Originally posted by sweetness
Irish people dont talk funny 😛 ......except for those from cork

My family's from Cork 😛

I pinch people not wearing green, yayness 😊

Originally posted by Lana
My family's from Cork 😛

They have really funny accents 😛