A Series of unfortunate events for maynard

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

first i was walking downstaris to get something to eat....i cheese sandwich with maricle whip, and lettuce...i digress...so i'm coming up stairs and i hear some wierd noises from my room...its my snake...so i continue walking ... set my food down on my desk and walk past the snake cage to go out of my room.....he strikes at me, hits the plexyglass, scares the shit out of me...i jump, hit my head on the door frame and fall over, now i have a gash in my head..

funniest thing EVER

Great 😄

shock

😆

Poor Maynard...you okay?

Originally posted by RaeRox
Great 😄

Originally posted by Ladyluck
shock

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
are you coming on to me?

Maybe 🥷

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
are you coming on to me?

wouldn't be the first time 🙄

what happened to the sandwich?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
what happened to the sandwich?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
wouldn't be the first time 🙄

*shrugs*

😄 mmmmm Sammich

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What my series of unfortunate events would be:
I have 1 hour until i have to hand in some homework, I complete it just in time and hand it in but in the worry of doing that homework i forgot about another peice of homework, and when I finish worrying about that i notice that i've forgotten my tie, and while i'm trying to prevent any teachers from noticing i realise that i forgot to put some money in my bag so i can't have dinner 😖 And then i realise that my tie was in the bag all along 😖 ...

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

first i was walking downstaris to get something to eat....i cheese sandwich with maricle whip, and lettuce...i digress...so i'm coming up stairs and i hear some wierd noises from my room...its my snake...so i continue walking ... set my food down on my desk and walk past the snake cage to go out of my room.....he strikes at me, hits the plexyglass, scares the shit out of me...i jump, hit my head on the door frame and fall over, now i have a gash in my head..

funniest thing EVER

....Still that's awesome 😆

Awwwwwwww I'm sorry Maynard. Do I need do nurse you? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

first i was walking downstaris to get something to eat....i cheese sandwich with maricle whip, and lettuce...i digress...so i'm coming up stairs and i hear some wierd noises from my room...its my snake...so i continue walking ... set my food down on my desk and walk past the snake cage to go out of my room.....he strikes at me, hits the plexyglass, scares the shit out of me...i jump, hit my head on the door frame and fall over, now i have a gash in my head..

funniest thing EVER

w00t Sounds like fun.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

first i was walking downstaris to get something to eat....i cheese sandwich with maricle whip, and lettuce...i digress...so i'm coming up stairs and i hear some wierd noises from my room...its my snake...so i continue walking ... set my food down on my desk and walk past the snake cage to go out of my room.....he strikes at me, hits the plexyglass, scares the shit out of me...i jump, hit my head on the door frame and fall over, now i have a gash in my head..

funniest thing EVER

Snakes are lovely little creatures aren't they? 😐

If i was a normal human i would find it funny, but the thing is, i'm a complex alien from the planet gong, and i don't have emotions...

(When noone's looking 😆 That was, like, so funny! 😆 )

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

first i was walking downstaris to get something to eat....i cheese sandwich with maricle whip, and lettuce...i digress...so i'm coming up stairs and i hear some wierd noises from my room...its my snake...so i continue walking ... set my food down on my desk and walk past the snake cage to go out of my room.....he strikes at me, hits the plexyglass, scares the shit out of me...i jump, hit my head on the door frame and fall over, now i have a gash in my head..

funniest thing EVER

😆

Anyone find it funny that O Green World is getting totally ignored?