Originally posted by batdude123
Nah, Coke would bitchslap you when she found out that you've been having an affair with her arch nemesis, Pepsi. Coke would then murder Pepsi, bury that shitty taste in the ground, file for divorce against you, and take all your money. You'll be living in a box on the street some where begging for food. All because you decided to have an affair with Pepsi. 😱 😆 😛
^^^ Hooray for Coke!
Originally posted by batdude123
Nah, Coke would bitchslap you when she found out that you've been having an affair with her arch nemesis, Pepsi. Coke would then murder Pepsi, bury that shitty taste in the ground, file for divorce against you, and take all your money. You'll be living in a box on the street some where begging for food. All because you decided to have an affair with Pepsi. 😱 😆 😛
Naw. See everything starts off nice with Coke. Coke'd always there telling you how nice you nice you look, how special you are, how great it tastes. But soon, its controlling your life, making you alienate your friends and putting you in the hospital for 6 months. After that Coke's off looking for the next cheap fling. But even through all the bruises, even when you look your worst Pepsi will always be there to tell you how great you look and mean it😱 😆 😛
Advantage? damn... you musta been very tipsy, even Tomato Ketchup got some 😄 and you were loving it... admit it, Dr. Pepper saved you from being Squirted on my Tommy K 😛 (lol thats rather subtly vulgar) and just because u woke up in the Doc's house, dont mean he made love to you 😛 get your facts straight, shouting tipsy wont help you now!