If you were a poisonous or venomous Animal....

Started by Dawson7 pages
Dawson Senior Member

Hack, you're incorrect, as are you, Valharu. The Inland Taipan is the most venomous terrestrial snake, as stated on page two.

Originally posted by L枚rd Sorgo
This Dawson girl is my favorite '06er.

Thank you Sorgo.

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Originally posted by Dawson
Hack, you're incorrect, as are you, Valharu. The Inland Taipan is the most venomous terrestrial snake, as stated on page two.

Thank you Sorgo.


Sorry Dawson but the inland taipan is the brown snake.

Syren dreaming

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
This post wins.

I'd be a Komodo Dragon mixed with Godzilla.

-AC

Holy mother f*cking hugeness shock

You'd be an enormous lizard with terrible breath.

In addition to this; Dawson is, undeniably, a very promising new member.

Mi拧t Senior Member

I'd be Pikachu馃

Dawson Senior Member

The Inland Taipan is also known as the Fierce Snake.

I'm assuming you're referring to the venomous Brown snake here.
There are three species of Brown Snake, Pseudonaja textilis, Pseudonaja affinis, and Pseudonaj nauchalis, if I'm not mistaken. All are native to Australia and do cause most snake-bite related deaths in that country.

However, the Inland Taipan's scientific name is Oxyuranus microlepidotus; they are not even in the same genus.

Council#13 The Omega Male

poisin arrowhead froglet

Mi拧t Senior Member
Originally posted by Dawson
All are native to Australia and do cause most snake-bite related deaths in that country.

Because I train them to attack people I dont like馃

Syren dreaming
Originally posted by Council#13
poisin arrowhead froglet

Poison 馃槈

I'd probably be a Black Widow spider.

The female will sometimes eat the smaller male after mating. She will lay 300-400 eggs. The spiderlings (baby spiders) are not poisonous but they are cannibals, eating each other.

Hardcore 馃槉

Council#13 The Omega Male

oh woops my bad. sorry bout that 馃槷
Did you know that some spider males bring food to apease the female? it will make the female full and not feel hungry and eat the smaller male

Syren dreaming

馃槃 No problem, glad I didn't offend you with my obsessive nature 馃シ

Council#13 The Omega Male

obsessive?! crazy

Syren dreaming

Yeah, not the crazy sort 馃槢

Council#13 The Omega Male

oh

hyper

Syren dreaming

Screw you mister 馃槖

Alpha Centauri Restricted

She's not crazy and obsessed, she's just focused a whole lot.

-AC

Valharu Where's my beer woman????

Originally posted by Dawson
The Inland Taipan is also known as the Fierce Snake.

I'm assuming you're referring to the venomous Brown snake here.
There are three species of Brown Snake, Pseudonaja textilis, Pseudonaja affinis, and Pseudonaj nauchalis, if I'm not mistaken. All are native to Australia and do cause most snake-bite related deaths in that country.

However, the Inland Taipan's scientific name is Oxyuranus microlepidotus; they are not even in the same genus.


That may be true. But down under the brown is also called the inland Taipan because it lives inland and is a taipan. Go figure.
And it is by far the most venomous land snake on the planet. 馃槃

Council#13 The Omega Male
Originally posted by Syren
Screw you mister 馃槖

cry

Storm Black belt BJJ

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
...which one would you pick? (I know is ackward but someone ask me this question at work) 馃槈

I'd pick Gila Monster.

*foams at the mouth*


A scorpion.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Council#13 The Omega Male

what kind?

Alpha Centauri Restricted

Those ones with the stinger, I'd imagine.

-AC