-=- How To Score On The first Date -=-

Whilst I was going to writeith a manualith about how to get down on and dirty on a womenith On the Very first date, and succeedith, I have decidedith against it-ith for several reasons:

- My techniques are soo advanced it gives no women / girl / female / person with a vagina any mental chance of saying no. (No rape here, she just can't resist)

And thus would be unfair

- My very own powers of seduction can not be transmitted to anybody, its just me

And finally

- Yeah, like you'd stick to ONE girl.

So Instead, I present you with a word of the day:

quark (kwôrk, kwärk)
n.

Any of a group of six elementary particles having electric charges of a magnitude one-third or two-thirds that of the electron, regarded as constituents of all hadrons.

Is it true there are 3 quarks to an atom? And to deny your fellow man of your awesome talents despite us mortals not being able to harness your power is incredibly selfish and despicable that all womankind will be so repulsed as to be nigh invunerable to your now worthless "Gift"

Tsk Tsk tsk, the first Buddha sat underneath a tree for 6 months without moving.

Thou wantist the power? Thou shalt achieve godliness threw mortal means.

I'm offended by this thread, I know many of women who would not be so weak-willed, un-self controlable, and simplistic as to be "dooped" into sexing one up on the first date. (What are you? A Jedi? 😛 ) But there are some hints to making a woman crazy about you.

#1: Compliments. Girls LOVE them, they love attention, they love it when you acknowledge them they feed on it. Most guys can't keep a woman because they can't focus enough on thier woman. It's thier own fault for not investing the time and energy.

#2: Attitude, girls don't want a rapist, but they don't want a doormat either. All this "niceguy" crap I hear guys rant about is doormat talk, if you're expecting the girl to "notice" your nice routine then don't bother at all, girls no it's an act, men have bad poker faces.. Just be the same man-***** you would be with your friends. You got nothing to lose and everything to gain.

#3: Chicks hate guys who are afraid of commitment, unfourtanately, this is not a strong point for them to be able to detect man-sluttyness. Also chicks are very much into self-denial, so even when they detect it, they convince themselves otherwise. But don't make your woman hate you if ever she DOES come to grips with your 100%, just don't be a man-****, it's not hard.

And #4: For girls, sex is about mind over body, say the right things at the right time, and foreplay well, and you could have impotence and still be James Bond in the bedroom.

Of for f°cks sake can't you morons take this as what it is? Doesn't it JUMP to your eyes or are you too dull witted to figure that out goody two shoes?

A Bloody f°cking joke.

People like the one rig above me "this offends me, bla bla bla" Shut your trap idiot.

you want good dating advice?

HERE:

www.doubleyourdating.com

Now shut your f°cking trap, or take this as it is, A F°CKING JOKE.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Of for f°cks sake can't you morons take this as what it is? Doesn't it JUMP to your eyes or are you too dull witted to figure that out goody two shoes?

#3: Chicks hate guys who are afraid of commitment

😂 Found that one out

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
Well, I [b]do have Captain America as my avatar lol.. [/B]

Move out of your mother's basment.

That will help you.

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
I'm offended by this thread, (...) in the bedroom.

yes duh, but think about this:

Women already have a pussy, they don't need anotherone.

Any guy who just showers her with compliments, gets everything she wants - gfts her all the time,, does not speak much of confidence.

Women, wether subconscously or not, want a Man to take charge, Not compleatly in every aspect of there life, DUH, but, "Bringing home the meat to put on the table", taking care of things and such and such.

Pshh, obviously you are more foolish then I first assumed.

Moveout of my mother's basement? I get free food, free shelter, free internet access, and I STILL get laid.

I have it too good damnit..

Hack. If you have a sense of humour I suggest you use it and then have another read.

Originally posted by Valharu
Hack. If you have a sense of humour I suggest you use it and then have another read.

Originally posted by Valharu
Hack. If you have a sense of humour I suggest you use it and then have another read.

There are always idiots like Hack Benjamin to come in and RUIN a compleatly good thread with lots of potential.

I'm PMing to get this closed before more nonesense occurs.

F°cking idiot.

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
I don't need to have a sense of humour, I'm American! 😛

... Christ somebody smack this Bush sucking moron.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
... Christ somebody smack this Bush sucking moron.

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
Well, atleast you acknowledge the fact i'm a knockout with the ladies. 😂

Actually I did intended for that as a double pun. 😆

And wouldn't say "ladies" too soon, your mother tells me a lot about you
when she comes to visit me late at night.

Et bien vola, Je l'est Cassé.

"Bringing home the meat to put on the table", taking care of things and such and such.

😆 That's something a pussy would do,like my stepdad, When I get a girlfriend if they dont have a job or at least study and look after themself,I will get rid of them

Originally posted by K.Diddy
"Bringing home the meat to put on the table", taking care of things and such and such.

😆 That's something a pussy would do,like my stepdad, When I get a girlfriend if they dont have a job or at least study and look after themself,I will get rid of them

You know what? You are absolutely right, Only a Pussy would have a job, Taking part in the corporate world, sheesh what a dime wit.

One word: Roofys

Originally posted by K.Diddy
😆 That's something a pussy would do,