What is the greatest Item/Artifact in the marvel universe?

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LT's kitchen utensils, can whip up a fine omlette I tell yah 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Horrificus
That was great! I love this site. Where else can we argue about these issues, and almost sound educated while we do it?!

and this bit if you know GS is quite ironic

Originally posted by GalacticStorm
You presented it as fact. It is NOT. Backtrack now by all means but dont get uppity with me for calling you out on your unsupported opinion which consequently is very much worthless here.
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
and this bit if you know GS is quite ironic

All in good fun, right?

Originally posted by Horrificus
All in good fun, right?

😉 always 🙂

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
😉 always 🙂
are you sure its not mary jane's thong....i mean....

The creation matrix.... nothing can compare to this wonderful bad-circumstance cure-all!!!

i would choose based on how much fun i would have...there's nothing challenging or rewarding about being the supreme being in reality or something very close to it so the HOTU, IG, and cosmic cubes are out for me......and anything that ends with the "[blank] force" for that matter.

the one trick ponyism of the cytorrak gem, and the constant conjuring, invoking, and encanting of the book of vishantti and other such grimorums(spelling) doesnt do it for me either and would bore me quickly..weilding mjolnir might be cool, but i would want to be a space based adventurer too, and i dont see lightning, thunderstorms, or any other form of weather being effective in zero gravity or a vacuum, so thats out too.

that just leaves me with pure unadulterated simplicity. i would want something thats mine and mine alone...nothing that i have to be deemed "worthy" to possess or have some kind of quality that sets me apart from others, or something where i would need years of training..or some bullshit that someone else could cut off my power source at any moments notice if im not being a good boy.

thats why it would be a toss up between the quasar bands and the nega bands.....heck i would even throw in the starbrand too...it would just be me going bat shit insane like genis-vell, when he had the knees of the shiar, kree, and skrulls buckling..... and i would just post up in my b-boy stance with a mean look on my face wishing a mutha****a would stand in front of mee with all that bullshit...yeah! i wouldnt even mess with all that creative making contructs bullshit i would just project blasts of destructive energy unlike anybody has ever seen. and take all the time in the world to do it

Re: What is the greatest Item/Artifact in the marvel universe?

Originally posted by spideycarnage
If you were able to have one item or artifact in the marvel universe, what would it be? why?

Aunt May's bra

Originally posted by willRules
Aunt May's bra
id still take mary jane's thong.....worn and unwashed ofcourse...... 😮

I'd take Thors gammer. At least with it I can conceil and have another Identity. With the cytorrak crystal. I'll tear my stuff up. No to mension I won't be able to fit through doors, just tear them down.

Batman's utility belt

Can the Juggernaut even have sex anymore?! With the power of the gem and stuff.
Oiy!

Gimme the Quantum bands or one of the asgardian hammers.
Or Sinestro's Ring.