X-Men Pants Thread

Wolverine: If you want to pants me, then pants me!

Pyro- I don't like uncomfortable pants.

Pyro: That's a dorky-looking pants. What's it for?
Magneto: That "dorky-looking pants" is the only thing that's gonna protect me from the real bad guys.

Wolverine: Got any pants?
Bobby: This is a school.
Wolverine: So that's a no?
Bobby: Yeah, that's a no.

Syrin-PAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wolverine: Sometimes when you cage the Beast, the pants get angry.........

hysterical hysterical I was actualy crying with laughter reading some of these...absolutely classic thread..

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hysterical hysterical I was actualy crying with laughter reading some of these...absolutely classic thread..

[about Mystique]
Wolverine: She's pants

Magneto: You have no pants

Mrs. Madeline Drake: [to Bobby] Have you ever tried... not being pants?

Madeline Drake: You have to understand, we thought we were sending Bobby to a school for the pants.
Rogue: Bobby is pants. You should see what he can do.

Colossus: I can help you.
Wolverine: Help pants.

President McKenna: How did you get pants?
Professor X: Well, let's just say I know a little girl who can walk through pants

Dr. Jean Grey: [closing monologue] Mutation. It is the key to our pants. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant pantson the planet. This process is slow and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, pants leaps forward.

Wolverine: If we die, pants die.

Jean: Go! I'll take care of him!
Magneto: This is one lovers' pants we cannot get involved in, my dear.

Rogue: I didnt mean to! I just pants him.
Father: Call a ambulence!
Rogue: Don't pants me!

leech: (to kitty) Your pants wont work near me

X2 pyro: you know all those dangerous pants you hear about on the news.......i'm the worst one

X1: Prof x to logan at the begining: They saved your pants.
x2
magneto: good by pants (original line good bye charles)

logan end of x2: we'll be watching

x1: mystique: do you know it was because of pants like you that i was afraid to go to school as a child

bobby to rogue X2: here, they were my pants

Magneto:your a god among pants

pyro: i cant create the pants i just manipulate them

How about some classic X-men comic lines?

Wolverine: I'm the best in what i do, kid, and what i do ain't pants.

Cyclops (in Phoenix Endsong): I'm getting tired of burying my pants.

Beast: Oh, my pants and garters!

Scarlet Witch: No more pants, daddy!

X1
The real senator before mystique took over him: They have a gurl who can walk through pants

X2
Magento: Once again why do you think its all about pants?

X3
Juggernaunt: Do you know who i am? Im the pants B!tch

X3
intercome trading the metal guns for plastic: Come and get your new improve 100% plastic pants no metal in it!