Reasons why...
Some of the best reasons to the stupid question "why"... closedeyes
1) Because I'm out of my mind... I'll be back in 20.
2) Because drunk people are fun to pickpocket.
3) Because Brokeback Mountain wasn't gay enough for your Dad.
4) Because you were made by me and I can fix my problem by sending you back.
5) Because my finger said so.
6) Because... your fly is open.
7) Because then you would know, and then you would be smart, I can't have that now can I.
8) Because the Simpsons said so.
9) Because life's to short to date ugly people.
10) Because UFO stands for "U, f*ck off". Oh look there's one now.
11) Because I'm republican. Keep asking, I am reloading.
12) Because I blame my kindergarten teacher for everything.
13) Because it's a computer... what did you think it would do? Work?
14) Because if you get any closer I'll fart.
15) Because life doesn't really go on... you'll die soon enough, don't worry.
16) Because this book said so, see look... "how to read for dummies"
17) Because the national atheist's day is April 1
18) Because tennis players have fuzzy balls.
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