ppl who want to be batman

this is a serious topic the world needs a batman or batmen or woman or and other type of superhero (superman greenlantern ect) or even made up i have a idear i shall gather ppl but i need your help we are going to be batmen/woman or superheros we gather somewere with comstumes and we can be the darknights we shall be batmen/woman we can make it a gang of superheros we can all be what we dream of if u are interested e-mail me or add my msn and talk to me on there i will reply all e-mails my e-mail is [email protected] live ur dream and join me

I see this thread as the breading ground for some of the best insults ever seen on KMC.

Amen to that, brother Nate!

Originally posted by the dark night
this is a serious topic the world needs a batman or batmen or woman or and other type of superhero (superman greenlantern ect) or even made up i have a idear i shall gather ppl but i need your help we are going to be batmen/woman or superheros we gather somewere with comstumes and we can be the darknights we shall be batmen/woman we can make it a gang of superheros we can all be what we dream of if u are interested e-mail me or add my msn and talk to me on there i will reply all e-mails my e-mail is [email protected] live ur dream and join me

🤨 Are you serious?

I think he is, and it's a damn good idea.

...kind of...

OKay, so dude. Let me just tell you what will happen here. Where will you get all the armor, Batmobile, gadgets etc needed to be a Batman? How will you dodge bullets like he does? Do you have enough knowledge in martial arts to be able to beat down six or so thugs at a time? How will you know where the crimes take place? Will the police take kindly to your idea? What if you run in with the mafia? If your secret identity is found out, you will be in deep shit.

So, frankly, you'd die on your first night. I'm sorry, but I cannot believe that you are actually serious.

I don't even think you are.

LOl.... and Batgirl would get raped... I could do it in my town, as I'll never find crimes that don't involve 11 year olds who are pissed to death!

it is a dream at the moment like batman my parents wer killed when i was 5 and i would love someone to be like i saw batman and i have dreams to be like him all my life now i can all i need is a group and we can do it all i need is the sword and i got connections to get the amour ect

join me if u want

Dude, Rest in Peace. Batman desn't have a sord and if you attack someone with a sword, they WILL muller you a lot more than if you come near them waving your fist... seriously, DON'T. If you want to help fight crime in the memory of your parents, join the police force. If youeven managfe to kill a criminal or defaet them the cops will come after you too!

Oh my God... your a 14 year old wannabe hero! I must say, it does have a kind of thrill to the idea... before you think about all the guns and knives and bruising thugs...

It's a very original and interesting idea...

...but you can't pull it off.

If you accidentally kill someone, you'll be just as much of a criminal as them. A group would be better, but how can you find out when crimes will happen? You can't travel across the city as fast.

The Batmobile will probably be a painted Ferrari that gets stuck in traffic on the way to a crime scene. And do you have sufficient martial arts and acrobatic skills to make crime fear your fists?

Plus, since you just publicly announced it on the internet, anyone who's even half decent on a computer could find out where you're posting from and determine your identity........
And, since this is a real world, and not all criminals are "a cowardly and superstitious lot", you wouldnt so much put fear into them as they'd find the idea of a guy pretending to be Batman hilarious.....

Reality sucks, but there it is.....

This would work in an post atomic war era, when there are no law enforcement around. So just wait until Bush push the button, and then start.

Originally posted by Xirius
Plus, since you just publicly announced it on the internet, anyone who's even half decent on a computer could find out where you're posting from and determine your identity........
And, since this is a real world, and not all criminals are "a cowardly and superstitious lot", you wouldnt so much put fear into them as they'd find the idea of a guy pretending to be Batman hilarious.....

Reality sucks, but there it is.....

That's both true and not true. I daresay criminals wouldn't find it funny if a guy who actually got the right costume and the right props beat them up and scared the shit out of them.

A man in a bat costume, who tells them he's going to beat them up, is going nowhere except the slammer.

But a lot of the time, the criminals Batman fight laugh at him originally.

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I'm in for it... my bro just got mugged and something needs to be done! I see what you mean, it's the only way to stop this stuff happening again!

Now that Syndicate_Lord has joined... maybe it's not such a bad idea after all. I only wanted not to do it originally because maybe everyone would think I'm stupid. But my town is filled with thugs, and people regularly get robbed or beaten up. We need forces to bring down crime.

I'll email you. We can meet somewhere.

Yeah, I'll E-Mail too. Maybe we should start a website about it (if anyone knows how...)

No, people will determine our secret identities through it.

Damn, good point. Are we all going to be Batmen? That would work because people would belive Batman kept coming back and is immortal, really heat up the Urban Legend thing! Yes, we must keep E-Mailing each other from now on. Are you in, Dark Knight?