Grey fox's super bad-ass kill-a-thon or How many punks can a punisher slaughter ?

Ok punisher runs my specialised gauntlet. Their is a day's rest between each round unless specified.

ROUND 1 .

Punisher is given his usual armaments and is given an hour to escape from New-York . New york is full of mutants ( think the Resident Evil kind not the x-men kind) , zombies ( again think the Resident Evil kind) , thug's , killers and the assorted street level super villain (the top being Red Skull , the bottom Boomerang)

ROUND 2

A bare knuckle boxing match in a steel cage against.....

Average male
Bullseye
Blade
A de-powered Superman
Captain America (616)

(All of these fights are one after the other)

ROUND 3

Now punisher (Who has no rest from his last round) Is stripped down to his skivvies and is given a twelve inch razor blade and has to take on your average GRIZZLY BEAR!!!!!

Can he do it ! Is it possible ?

Stops at one.

Originally posted by TheKahn
Stops at one.

Why ?

There are 8 million people in New York City. No matter how many weapons he has, one man is just too out numbered to fight his out. His best bet to survive would be to hide some where but then he would go past the one hour time limit.

I was under the impression that the punisher fans thought this guy could assassinate god , surely he could escape new-york with ease. Hell couldn't he just steal a car and drive out.

All of the various monsters and villains aren't out to directly get him , their just obstacles if their there.

I disagree. I think he could make it to Cap on round two. Here's why: The Punisher has lived in New York for years. He knows the city in and out, and would be able to find the best way out of the city, with the minimum number of bullets, even though that wouldn't be as fun.

As for round two
Average Male is dead
Bullseye would give him some competition, but should be above Depowered Superman, who would go down quick.
Cap would school him.

Originally posted by grey fox
and the assorted street level super villain (the top being Red Skull , the bottom Boomerang)

wuzzup homie?.... you dissin' the Boom man? he'd beat yo foo' ass!

Originally posted by grey fox
I was under the impression that the punisher fans thought this guy could assassinate god , surely he could escape new-york with ease. Hell couldn't he just steal a car and drive out.

All of the various monsters and villains aren't out to directly get him , their just obstacles if their there.

Have you seen the recent "War of the Worlds" movie? Mostly it was crap but one thing I think it did right was to show just how hard it would be to drive through a large crowd of individuals (I assume the monsters and villains will be out on the street and not just sitting in their apartments). Any fight he gets into will only serve to draw others to him and when that happens he will find himself vastly outnumbered very quickly.

His only real option is to take to the air. However as he'll be the only thing in the air he would make himself to the super villains. And all it would take is a lucky shot to send him crashing towards the earth engulfed in flames. I just can't see Frank getting past the first round.

Won't make it past round one.

Ok screw new york , and captain America , let's make it 4 million people , and a severely beaten and tired cap

Do you wanna see Frank kill a bear with a razor blade or something?

He may kill a shark with his bare hands soon. I heard he recently got thrown into the ocean by some gangster with bad teeth.

Originally posted by DraconaInVolata
Do you wanna see Frank kill a bear with a razor blade or something?

He may kill a shark with his bare hands soon. I heard he recently got thrown into the ocean by some gangster with bad teeth.

Yup , i want someone to logically come into this thread and say he could clear it .....

The only way he could kill that bear is to lure it off of a cliff or something, and knock the thing off. Other than that, he's food.

no way he takes a grizzley with a 12" razor

he'd have enough trouble cutting its hide with it, let alone giving it a fatal blow

even like, little brown bears might be too much

I'm almost 100% persent sure he has killed bear with a dagger before.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
I'm almost 100% persent sure he has killed bear with a dagger before.

really??

man....

thats kinda lame.... kinda really lame....

Originally posted by grey fox
Ok screw new york , and captain America , let's make it 4 million people , and a severely beaten and tired cap

Meh, I think he'd be able to get out of New York...

Cap doesn't get tired. Unless he has both arms and legs broken, even a severely beaten Cap would lay a beatdown or two down on Frank. Blade would kick his ass as well. And Superman outboxed Ali, I do believe. Bullseye probably COULD win if he pulls an Ultimate Hawkeye, and he still does ave an adamantium skeleton and a mild healing factor. It's really, really, really not Castle's day.

And yeah, comic book animals suck. Batman's choked out one leopard, and snapped the neck of another. And Captain America took down a bear without any weapons at all.

Originally posted by Dizzle
Meh, I think he'd be able to get out of New York...

Cap doesn't get tired. Unless he has both arms and legs broken, even a severely beaten Cap would lay a beatdown or two down on Frank. Blade would kick his ass as well. And Superman outboxed Ali, I do believe. Bullseye probably COULD win if he pulls an Ultimate Hawkeye, and he still does ave an adamantium skeleton and a mild healing factor. It's really, really, really not Castle's day.

And yeah, comic book animals suck. Batman's choked out one leopard, and snapped the neck of another. And Captain America took down a bear without any weapons at all.

Damn , i thought their would be more respect for natures killers....

bump

1. Would stop Frank on the virtue of the Red Skull.

2. Would stop Frank on the virtue of Bullseye.

3. He could take.