Originally posted by meep-meep
Anybody have any favorite Bender quotes?
"Bite my glorious golden ass!"
"Bite my red hot glowing ass!"
"Bite my splintery wooden ass!"
"Bite my colossal metal ass!"
"Lick my frozen metal ass!"
Bender: I'm very generous. What about that time I gave blood?
Fry: Whose blood?
Bender: Some guy's.
"Hey! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!"
"Well, I do think of human life as expendable."
"Bodies are for hookers and fat people. "
"I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it. "
"Fine. I'll go build my own lunar lander! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing."
"I was at the scene of another crime at the time, officer."
"Well, I'm boned."