okay here is what we'll need
1. porn videos the cheap kind
2. paper
3. a rock
4. scissors
5. thumbs
6. how to invade a thread lead by a godzilla fanboy for dummies
7. the second season of seinfeld
8. a novel by John Gardner
9. cheap generic soda
and last and the most important yet
10. A package of Ramen noodles
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