Blood lusted PC Superman VS...

A Blood lusted no holding back pure PC superman backed by all of DC's writers being payed by the suitcases full of $1000's to write him as powerful as they can imagine, with his intelect, strength, knowledge, power, speed, feats, and the ability to make up powers, immunities, etc., anything instantly; laws of physics, comic continum, powers, rules, immunity to some thing instantly, sword of superman, etc.

VS.

Marvel

P.S. this is not for a one answer reply, its for a comical explanation of how you think Supes would take down Marvel.

PC Superman pimpsmacks the Living Tribunal, Death, Galactus, Eternity, Exitar, and Thanos all in one quick swoop. Then he takes out all of the street-levelers in one speed blitz. Finally he takes out all the rest of the cosmic beings with a planet to the face. 😄

PC supes anti TOAA heat vision.

or the retcon punch

First of all he creates some Super-spinach with his Super-matter control powers , eats it with his super-extendo-tounge. His muscles bulge momentarily before what appear to be planets form under his biceps.

He then creates a Super-baseball and a Super-mitt before winding back his fist. He then Super-throws it so that it ricochets off of Jupiter (Pre-crisis cares not for your laws of physics ! ) Pluto , and drills straight through Marvel earth and then their sun .

The planet explodes seconds later , the remains and space dwellers being sucked into the now fully formed black hole (The process would usually take a few hundred years but supes sped it up with his Super-localised-time-feild)

LOL

bump

I'm staying out of this one...

are you sure Tron??? Pc Supes....retcon punch....coupled with anti comic contium vision....and........omniversal skill to make up powers, abilities, and immunities on the spot which defy time, physics, laws, and comic contium....

Originally posted by Jesse7
are you sure Tron??? Pc Supes....retcon punch....coupled with anti comic contium vision....and........omniversal skill to make up powers, abilities, and immunities on the spot which defy time, physics, laws, and comic contium....

Dont forget Super-spinach.

He travels back to before the universe was created, knocks Galan out and takes his place. After the universe re-starts, his abilities are magnified to an almost infinite degree by Galactus's powers. Using his newfound abilities, Super-Galactus travels to before the entire multiverse was created and steals the Heart of the Universe while TOAA is busy making pancakes. Fun ensues as he creates and destroys universes just because he can.

A few days later, TOAA notices the HOTU is missing. Using his TOAA-vision he finds Super-Galactus relaxing in his Super-Galactic Fortress of Solitude after a hard day of godding it up.

TOAA, having all attributes in abundance, finds the situation pretty funny but decides he best put a stop to it before it gets out of hand. Being a fair TOAA, he sentences Super-Galactus to cleaning up his home, taking out the trash, and helping his kids with their homework, but lets Super-Galactus god it up on his free time as long as he doesn't go too far.

Originally posted by JohnR
He travels back to before the universe was created, knocks Galan out and takes his place. After the universe re-starts, his abilities are magnified to an almost infinite degree by Galactus's powers. Using his newfound abilities, Super-Galactus travels to before the entire multiverse was created and steals the Heart of the Universe while TOAA is busy making pancakes. Fun ensues as he creates and destroys universes just because he can.

A few days later, TOAA notices the HOTU is missing. Using his TOAA-vision he finds Super-Galactus relaxing in his Super-Galactic Fortress of Solitude after a hard day of godding it up.

TOAA, having all attributes in abundance, finds the situation pretty funny but decides he best put a stop to it before it gets out of hand. Being a fair TOAA, he sentences Super-Galactus to cleaning up his home, taking out the trash, and helping his kids with their homework, but lets Super-Galactus god it up on his free time as long as he doesn't go too far.

🤨 😆

Pre-Crisis Superman pawns everyone.

lol

So Superman has become a 5D Imps . . . . we'll be seeing him then in the pages of Worlds Funniest.

Dr. Doom finds some feasible way to steal his powers, then Reed Richards finds some feasible way to beat Dr. Doom. That, or Galactus does the mighty Pimp-slap.

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
Dr. Doom finds some feasible way to steal his powers, then Reed Richards finds some feasible way to beat Dr. Doom. That, or Galactus does the mighty Pimp-slap.

This isn't how people would beat him. This is how an awful written Pre-Crisis Superman would take out the whole Marvel Universe given that the writers were given a lot of money for him to win.

Dr. Strange will summon Skeletor and Mummra to stop the man of steel. Both have already made Superman their b!tch.

Originally posted by Jesse7
A Blood lusted no holding back pure PC superman backed by all of DC's writers being payed by the suitcases full of $1000's to write him as powerful as they can imagine, with his intelect, strength, knowledge, power, speed, feats, and the ability to make up powers, immunities, etc., anything instantly; laws of physics, comic continum, powers, rules, immunity to some thing instantly, sword of superman, etc.

But my Popeye threads got closed?

Originally posted by batdude123
PC Superman pimpsmacks the Living Tribunal, Death, Galactus, Eternity, Exitar, and Thanos all in one quick swoop. Then he takes out all of the street-levelers in one speed blitz. Finally he takes out all the rest of the cosmic beings with a planet to the face. 😄

The Mad Titan finally gets his due respect, being included in the same company as the space gods. 😖hifty: