The Best Comeback Thread

Started by Spartan0051 pages

The Best Comeback Thread

So I was in school today and our last period class got out a bit early. So on my way walking down the hall, some huge fat ass kid ran into me and said "watch out midget" (I'm only like 5'4"😉 so I turned around and said "Hey Jiggles, go check your cholesterol"

Anyway, nothing really happened but the point of this thread is to make up as many comebacks as you can think of.... but make sure their appropriate 😄

your mom. 😐

jay slash kay.

PUT THE BAKERY AWAY!
get it? 😬

Re: The Best Comeback Thread

Originally posted by Spartan005
So I was in school today and our last period class got out a bit early. So on my way walking down the hall, some huge fat ass kid ran into me and said "watch out midget" (I'm only like 5'4"😉 so I turned around and said "Hey Jiggles, go check your cholesterol"

Anyway, nothing really happened but the point of this thread is to make up as many comebacks as you can think of.... but make sure their appropriate 😄

Wow...how mean...I mean, what if Mr. jiggles really did have a cholestrol problem? 🙁

'Thats alright thats ok, your gonna live in a ditch someday'

Originally posted by Spartan005
So I was in school today and our last period class got out a bit early. So on my way walking down the hall, some huge fat ass kid ran into me and said "watch out midget" (I'm only like 5'4"😉 so I turned around and said "Hey Jiggles, go check your cholesterol"

Anyway, nothing really happened but the point of this thread is to make up as many comebacks as you can think of.... but make sure their appropriate 😄

😠 Thats mean!

Your momma is SO FAT she uses Mexico as her tanning bed!

"The Best Comeback" doesn't exist. It really depends on the situation.

Originally posted by soleran30
Your momma is SO FAT she uses Mexico as her tanning bed!

No, that's just lame.

Originally posted by Bloigen
"The Best Comeback" doesn't exist. It really depends on the situation.

No, that's just lame.

LOL seriously you had no comeback...................2 thumbs down for your critique as well.

Well when I was only 5 foot 4 inches it was still pretty good I was throwing it in from when I was that young/small

(Say this to a short person)
"I'm sorry, but you have to be at least this tall to have an opinion"

Or... "You've just lost your talking privileges"