Darth Vader Vs Donkey Kong

Fist-To-Fist. No Weapons No Force.

dk...gorillas have the strength way beyond that of humans..for dk, doubly so..

How much would a punch from DK hurt Vader who doesen't get a scratch from laser blasters and can still survive a lightsaber attack that just grazes him without injury. A punch would do shit. And Vader is awefully strong, can lift a man above his head with one hand while he just recently lost his other one (which must be incredibly painful) and getting lightning through his body eliminating his breathing (also very painful). I'd say that they are pretty equal. Where is this fight, much depends on it actually.....

oh common. regular gorilas can rip small trees up and use them as baseball bats..dk can bash things 10x his size to pulp with little effort..vader can lift one person with his hand, maybe two, and throw them 3-4 metres. dk can lift people, run around, smash them in the face with fists the size of a human head then throw that person 50 metres..
in terms of durability..im not sure, but not many people can handle the damage that dk can dish out, especially when hes pissed.

Darth Vader gets KTFO'd

How would bashing Vader into the ground hurt him much when laser which kills people instantly doesen't scratch him? Mabey in a long termed battle will Vader die cause I really don't see him hurting Kong that much without the force, so he looses but it sure takes a while.

No it takes all of 10 seconds.

o relly

Donkey kong + his whole crew in DK 64 had to fight for a long time to defeat that big Crocodile, and they only knocked him out for 10 seconds (which also was with guns, supermodes etc.), Darth Vader is easily more durable than him.

that game didnt show dk at his full potential....dk jungle beat did. and btw the lasers hit his metal hands, that might explain why it didnt hurt him.

its so funny how people are taking this thread so seriously.

lol this is a screwed up fight. without the force he is just a cripple on life support, taking on a gorilla!!!!!

im not taking it that seriously...im stating the facts..

Yes, this is taken way too seriously...

Anyway. I say that DK wins. It doesn´t matter if Darth can take laser shots just like that, cause if he gets smashed to the ground by DK, he will probably get internal bleeding and other problems...

Originally posted by MadMel
that game didnt show dk at his full potential....dk jungle beat did. and btw the lasers hit his [b]metal hands, that might explain why it didnt hurt him. [/B]

Actually they hit his chest while he was holding his hand forward if I remember it right. But really, I'm also saying DK wins this so why keep the thread, even the Author said it was a joke.

I hope Darth Vader won't mind getting a barrel shoved down his...iron lung? You can't really call it a throat.

Vader!!! http://www.swcomics.com/empire_c.php?i=19&f=14&name=Star_Wars_-_Empire_14_The_Savage_Heart

Yay old threads!

donkey Kong all the way.

Originally posted by jollyjim311
Vader!!! swcomics.com/empire_c.php?i=19&f=14&
name=Star_Wars_-_Empire_14_The_Savage_Heart

Yay old threads!

That was great. ^^^^^^

btw... DK for the win ^^u

or maybe...

DK: *some noises*
DV: *kills DK using the force*

Lord Kadaj: What the!?!? i said no force!!!!

DV: cheat is sexy

Vader forced chokes DK till he dies.

Lord Kadaj: You cheated!

Vader: Sith.

Lord Kadaj: DK would have won if you would have fought fair.

Vader: That's not a good reason for me to fight fair now is it.

Anywho a simple swing from his lightsaber and off with DK's head.

funny tho ^^u