I think I will go insane.
At my new job, I work from 10pm-9am Friday thru Sunday. So, that means I get off work at 9am Monday, then I go back and work Tuesday from 1pm-12am. This schedule is driving me nutz. And all I do is listen to police scanners and go shoot video of car accidents, fires, anything news worthy. I don't live a normal life. I think I'm going to go insane. They say they'll give me normal hours soon, but will I be sane then? I don't know. Here's a song now that I will make up:
I Will Go Insane Now, by Tired Hiker
Vegas, baby,
land of the freaks . . .
Car accidents every five minutes,
and birds with no beaks.
Casinos and strip clubs
and bars everywhere,
chicks with glass eyeballs
and stains in their hair.
The Stratosphere is so high,
and I am so low . . .
Vegas, baby,
there goes my elbow.
😑