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Started by Rick/Genis35 pages

HOLY SHIT IT'S A NAZGUL!!!!! THOSE ****'S *****-SLAPPED FRODO, DUDE!!! RUN!!!

No points for the Nazgul. You have to earn your point and being a glorified zombie just doesn't cut it.

Did you know the Lords of Smizasch invented the Nazgul? Yup... s'true!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
HOLY SHIT IT'S A NAZGUL!!!!! THOSE ****'S *****-SLAPPED FRODO, DUDE!!! RUN!!!

I'm above ***** slapping. I ate frodo. 😐

Yup... we invented Tolkien, too.

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
I'm above ***** slapping. I ate frodo. 😐
I served him to you. I used humus.

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Yup... we invented Tolkien, too.
Built him out of spare tires.

I ate the Garbonzo beans straight raw!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
I ate the Garbonzo beans straight raw!
and grew up to be the pope

Originally posted by Psyquis52
I served him to you. I used humus.

I can get my own hobbit thank you.

psh... hobbits are small.. you need a REAL man!

I don't think you'lle find him here..

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
psh... hobbits are small.. you need a REAL man!

I don't think you'lle find him here..

😆

Incidentally. You can't catch your own hobbits and even if you could then you certainly don't have enough humus.

ermm yeah...whatever

i still need my Being Nazzy points

You're a Nazi!? Shame on you!!! SHAME-ON-YOU!!!

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
ermm yeah...whatever

i still need my Being Nazzy points

No nazzy points.

But I'll give you 3 points if you can put your pants on your head and scream out the window that Jesse Jackson is a feather-headed pussywillow and I don't care who thinks I'm wrong.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
No nazzy points.

But I'll give you 3 points if you can put your pants on your head and scream out the window that Jesse Jackson is a feather-headed pussywillow and I don't care who thinks I'm wrong.

Dude, don't talk to her! She's a Nazi!!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Dude, don't talk to her! She's a Nazi!!

I hate you cry

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
I hate you cry
If you weren't a Nazi then we wouldn't treat you like this, but since you started the Holocaust I'm going to have to ask you cook yourself slowly.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
If you weren't a Nazi then we wouldn't treat you like this, but since you started the Holocaust I'm going to have to ask you cook yourself slowly.

I'm not a f*cking nazi 😠

It's really okay if you are... we gave Hitler all his Ideas... being the thoughtful lords of Smizasch that we are.