If your dog's name was...

"Aww who's the cutest, fuzziest little thing? Thaaats right, Mypenis, YOU are!"
😆

"If you're not careful Mypenis will sick you"

tongue_ss

okay MyPenis, get off the balls. Get off the balls. Ow!

Mypenis has a Penis. 😐

Mypenis bit My Penis. 😐

Mypenis reminds me of My Penis. 😐

So Funny. 😐

Mypenis is up

Originally posted by s|m
...Mypenis! What do you think would happen?
( I read this on a different forum, and thought of sharing it with you guys 😛)

Firstly, here are some common statements which include your dog's name:

- Mypenis ate my homework.

- Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.

- I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.

- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.

- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.

- Mypenis hates taking baths.

- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.

- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet. Wanna see?

- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.

- I think Mypenis is sick. He coughs a lot.

- Help! I can't find Mypenis! cry

- I'm looking for Mypenis. Have you seen Mypenis?

- Mypenis likes to jump on the mailman.

- The neighbors have complained about Mypenis's barking.

- Mypenis was so adorable when he was a puppy.

😱 😱

Nothing would happen,beacuse if I had a dog with a name like that I would shoot it

Mypenis can do tricks

Doctor, help! Mypenis just vomited out white stuff!!!!