When wiping on toilet...Sitting Down VS Standing Up ?????

doing this ~~~~> dancingman

i dont go to the bathroom 😐

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i dont go to the bathroom 😐

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Jumping Jacks 😐

Originally posted by JacopeX
Ouch.....i mean....eeeewwwww........you must smell

would you rather i go in my pants? 😐

hehe odd question i realise but look how the answers differ so much

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
would you rather i go in my pants? 😐

YES!

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
would you rather i go in my pants? 😐

*walks slowly backwards out of this thread*

Wiping is for sissy's I let the dingleberry's hold them all in place until a I shower the next day

😆

some of yall are sick. 😐

*wipes ass standing up* 🥷

Sitting down

Pfft Im like Chuck Norris, I just stare and literally I scare the shit out of me😐

I dont sit on the toilet when im going to the bathroom 😱 I squat!

Curl into the fetal position and cry until it comes out😱

Originally posted by Scorpion_Master
what no!! If a guy sits and pee to often he can loose he's dick its true i read that in a book XD

Originally posted by Mišt
Pfft Im like Chuck Norris, I just stare and literally I scare the shit out of me😐

*putting this post in my thread*

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
i dont wipe my ass after shitting because i wash my ass instead of mere wiping.

because i installed one of those faucets that targets the butthole squirt water to the ass to wash off all the shit. i dont know what you call it but i call it asswasher.

hysterical.....WTF... 😂

Originally posted by cool_dudes_rule
how can it be true? i dont get it.

upside-down. How else?