If I had a dollar for every time I _______, I'd have _______ dollars.

Started by Tired Hiker3 pages

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
If gotta buck for everytime I got pissed while driving--I'd be a millionaire!
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I just want to know how, dude? 😆

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Harry Potter? 😕
😑 I'm toot tired to understand cry

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I just want to know how, dude? 😆

Stupid drivers and dickhead pedestrians.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
If I had a dollar for every second I stared in amazement at the breasts on Nevermind's sig, I'd have seven hundred and fifty-two dollars. Is that J'Love'Hewett?

✅. Keep looking, the force will grow strong....in your pants. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Stupid drivers and dickhead pedestrians.

Oh my god, I totally read that wrong. I thought you said, "If I had a dollar every TIME I PISSED while driving . . . . "

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Originally posted by Nevermind
✅. Keep looking, the force will grow strong....in your pants. 😖hifty:

OooooooooOOoooOOoooooOOooOooOOOOOOOOoOooOO! Feel the Force. Be the Force. Let it flow! drool

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
OooooooooOOoooOOoooooOOooOooOOOOOOOOoOooOO! Feel the Force. Be the Force. Let it flow! drool

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Seriously, those boobs are off the hook. They could pop and hurt someone, y'know? 😬

if i had a dollar for every atom in me that loves quellefalathwen,id be inlove and filthy rich

If I had a dollar for every time I read a thread in the OTF w/o a guy getting horny on it, I'd be waitin' a long time.

if i had a dollar for everytyime i thought about women, id have more dollars than bill gates squared

If I had a dollar for everytime I didn't have a dollar I'd have one dollar now.

[edit]No, that'S not true...I had more....😐

If I had a dollar for every thread like this I would have 1 dollar.

If I had a dollar for every thought put in this post, I'd have $4.

Oh Mist...

If I got a dollar for every time I saw a hot girl I'll have a billion dollars

If I got a dollar for every time I got told I looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger I'd have.... no dollars

If I had a buck for every time my dad said f***...I would be a trillionaire in a year.

Originally posted by Aurora
If I had a dollar for every time I read a thread in the OTF w/o a guy getting horny on it, I'd be waitin' a long time.

does mist or maynard count?

*gets horny*

i would get 4 dollars