Jesus may have walked on ice, say scientists

So is Black Rob a genuine idiot, or just an annoying troll? The public wants to know!

Regarding the original article, I don't know whe he bothered. The Bible is, for the most part, fictional. You don't need to explain how Jesus walked on water, any more than you have to explain how Gandalf did his magic. Because neither of these things happened.

Originally posted by Gregory
So is Black Rob a genuine idiot, or just an annoying troll? The public wants to know!

Originally posted by Black Rob
yeah he told me to

Originally posted by Black Rob
Are you a genuine ass,or just an annoying douchebag? The public wants to know!

Decisions, decisions ... but I asked first, dear.

Originally posted by Gregory
Decisions, decisions ... but I asked first, dear.

Originally posted by debbiejo
No god didn't.......Where's that scripture? God doesn't tell people to send other people to an imaginary place.....

Originally posted by Black Rob
yes he does

little bit of both

... you're a little bit of a genuine idiot, and a little bit of a troll? Well, faced with such honesty, I can but admit that I'm more of an ass than a douchebag, but only sometimes.

loljesusfaker

That is just crazy and a really terrible try at an explanation for what Jesus did. Has the guy even seen the size of the "Sea of Galilee"?? Did he do ANY research to see if a body of water that size could actually freeze over?? There was also a storm going on at the same time, wouldnt the waves totally break of the ice? Have you ever tried to stand and balance on a small floating piece of ice... not too easy a task. Just another lame attempt at discrediting Jesus and his life/death.

I'll say it again; nobody needs to discredit Jesus' miracles, because there's no credible evidence for them in the first place.

But yes, if you did want to discredit them, "He was standing on ice" might not be the way to go.

Who knows what Jesus did, if he was even what they say he was........there are metaphysical things that do happen like people walking on hot coals..........I can't say cause I wasn't there........Miracles do happen, but just not in the Christian faith.

Originally posted by Gregory
I'll say it again; nobody needs to discredit Jesus' miracles, because there's no credible evidence for them in the first place.

But yes, if you did want to discredit them, "He was standing on ice" might not be the way to go.

And Buddha shot beams of light from his forehead. Every great person in the past has been given some special power. Like Gorge Washington never told a lie, most likely not the truth.

And George Washington was shot many many times through his clothes but the bullets never ever hit him............documented history ya know...how could a persons clothes be shot through and he not be shot.............??

how could a persons clothes be shot through and he not be shot.............??

If he took them off first?

Not in the history books........and according to museums of those clothes. ...nope................

Much Simpler that all that.
Its all the Acid's fault.

huh?

I was talking about Jesus's Deciples doing Acid and writing it down as gospel.
But as for the George Washington thing, Clothes are loose ya know, and They wore alot of them back then, so plausable.

Hm, well... Who knows???
Doron Nof is a scientist http://www.ocean.fsu.edu/faculty/nof/nof.html

I just want someone to prove to me that Jesus existed before I'll bother woth this 🙂