~Money Question~

Started by Neo_Version 75 pages

~Money Question~

Ey guys, I just got my iPod stolen two weeks ago and I kinda make need to make some money.

I have like 60 or 70 euros already. I only need like 220 or something.

So, any tips?

Hawk your *******.

Come again. I don't comprehend what you're saying.

Selling Drugs or your body on the streets is an option that is open to anybody! Plus, you can make money pretty fast. That or you can find the f*cker that stole it and bash the living shit out of them.

Sounds reasonable. ✅

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Sounds reasonable. ✅

I thought so. However, my suggestions aren't free. Pay up b*tch.

Dude, I'm trying save here. 🙁

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Dude, I'm trying save here. 🙁

Got to spend money to make money.

C"mon.... 🙁

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
C"mon.... 🙁

Hmmm....ok, but I better get some porno for this.

Porno?

Jpegs or mpegs?

You can sell your sperm, that would get you about fifty bucks in America, I think. Also, I don't know how it works over there, but here you can go around and collect people's recyclables; aluminum cans, glass bottles, etc. Then you can turn it into a recyling center and get some cash. Also, you can go to a place that buys used dvds and cds and sell off those movies and albums that you really can live without. Another thing, if you have a lawn mower, you can offer your neighbors to mow their lawns for them for some cash. Or, just dress in shoddy clothes and pan handle on a busy traffic corner.

Wow.

Thanks for the tips, TH! 😄

The last one sounds like the most fun!

Become a superhero and get a film made about you and take 200 % of the profits.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Become a superhero and get a film made about you and take 200 % of the profits.

I don't have any superpowers though... 🙁

You could get a job? 😱

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
I don't have any superpowers though... 🙁

So? That didn't stop Batman.

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
You could get a job? 😱

Did I not just say I don't have super powers?!

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Did I not just say I don't have super powers?!

🙄

Of course you have super powers, m'love.

Jobs require too much time and effort.

I rather spend that time and effort doing something productive, such as constructing Yu-Gi-Oh! decks or staring at the wall.