Superman Vs. Popeye

Started by illadelph121 pages

Superman Vs. Popeye

Vs.

Popeye invades DC and is pissed off at the thinly veiled rip-off that Captain Strong was, so he's come for retribution.

He's eaten 1,000 cans of spinach and calls out current, post crisis Superman in Metropolis.

[Pre-Crisis Superman was man-handeled by a Popeye rip-off who was not nearly as strong as the real thing].

No prep.

No tech.

Mano y mano.

Who wins?

Discuss.

[And no, this is not a joke. I'm 100% serious. Popeye is a comic book character and has some extemely high end documented feats. I'm trying to shake up the strong man hierarchy around here].

Now that's a rip-off..........😂 and supes has no chance...........

😂 That much spinach, he'll be crapping out his backside as the fight goes on... 😂

has Popeye shown speed feats.....

Originally posted by roughrider
😂 That much spinach, he'll be crapping out his backside as the fight goes on... 😂

Popeye once ate an entire field of spinach to repel a Martian Invasion.

He punched through a Martian disentegration beam, grabbed a flying saucer, threw it like a frisbee, and made it ricochet off the entire Martian invasion fleet like a pin ball. After all the Martian ships crashed, the ensuing explosion spelled the word "TILT" across the skyline.

He won't be crapping after eating 1,000 cans of spinach.

Originally posted by illadelph12
Popeye once ate an entire field of spinach to repel a Martian Invasion.

He punched through a Martian disentegration beam, grabbed a flying saucer, threw it like a frisbee, and made it ricochet off the entire Martian invasion fleet like a pin ball. After all the Martian ships crashed, the ensuing explosion spelled the word "TILT" across the skyline.

He won't be crapping after eating 1,000 cans of spinach.


Sounds like a reality warper to me.

Originally posted by illadelph12
Popeye once ate an entire field of spinach to repel a Martian Invasion.

He punched through a Martian disentegration beam, grabbed a flying saucer, threw it like a frisbee, and made it ricochet off the entire Martian invasion fleet like a pin ball. After all the Martian ships crashed, the ensuing explosion spelled the word "TILT" across the skyline.

He won't be crapping after eating 1,000 cans of spinach.

Well, I stand corrected.
I guess he can punch out Supes if he gets close enough. But he has to dodge some heat vision if Supes gets pissed.

popey rocks his world

There's no way this can be seriously debated.

Closing.