Superman Vs. Popeye
Vs.
Popeye invades DC and is pissed off at the thinly veiled rip-off that Captain Strong was, so he's come for retribution.
He's eaten 1,000 cans of spinach and calls out current, post crisis Superman in Metropolis.
[Pre-Crisis Superman was man-handeled by a Popeye rip-off who was not nearly as strong as the real thing].
No prep.
No tech.
Mano y mano.
Who wins?
Discuss.
[And no, this is not a joke. I'm 100% serious. Popeye is a comic book character and has some extemely high end documented feats. I'm trying to shake up the strong man hierarchy around here].