Creationism 3
Apparently there are other people that want a new teaching system against evolution. This new thing is called church of the flying spaghetti monster and it is so like Intelligent Design, I can't tell the difference whether it's real or just taking the piss. But one thing is for certain, it's ****ing funny 😂 and that's all that matters.
Creationism 2: Aliens designed everything.
http://www.venganza.org/email_neg.htm
The hate mail section shows some true colors.
funny thing about my title.....
not only does the phrase apply to my personality, it's also a kick ass song by Corporate Avenger.....I'm sure the Christians here would love me to post all the lyrics.......here's a snippet:
I piss on your jesus, I shit on your Marry
Shed light on the lies that have tortured so many
These are the crosses MY ancestors carry
So I piss on your jesus, I shit on your Marry
Originally posted by Janus Marius
http://www.venganza.org/email_neg.htmThe hate mail section shows some true colors.
Word!
There's one that's in all caps and says 'you need to find jesus you stupid mother****er!', 'my god would ***** the the hell out of your pussy spaghetti god!' and at the end it says 'god bless, signed charles mcmurrey'
just ctrl+f one of the sentences, it's classic.
You should see the hate mail for Landover Baptist, and then there's a response letter too haha
Originally posted by Arachnoidfreak
Word!There's one that's in all caps and says 'you need to find jesus you stupid mother****er!', 'my god would ***** the the hell out of your pussy spaghetti god!' and at the end it says 'god bless, signed charles mcmurrey'
just ctrl+f one of the sentences, it's classic.
You should see the hate mail for Landover Baptist, and then there's a response letter too haha
Can you believe that people insult others in one breath and profess to be good Christians in another? Talk about walking contradictions!
Originally posted by Janus Marius
Can you believe that people insult others in one breath and profess to be good Christians in another? Talk about walking contradictions!
If I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have believed it. It's funny in that ironic sort of way. Those are the people I really hate most.
"OMFG U|2 50 9/-\Y 1/\/\ 901N9 70 |<1|_|_ J00!!one!1!111
p.s. god bless"
Originally posted by debbiejo
😑 Well I've always been a heretic...........especially if it comes with sauce........
You unsaved heathen! Dirty dirty heathen.
Originally posted by Janus Mariushysterical have fun in hell. It's so funny when people actually believe shit like that.
Hence the hate mail section. Almost every single one insulted him for being "Childish" and said "have fun in hell". In doing both of those things, Christians drop the ball on the key points Jesus strives to teach.