My mom just found my gun, now I'm grounded for 5 monthes.

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My mom just found my gun, now I'm grounded for 5 monthes.

I decided to bring my gun to school, you know, to show it to my friends. They would think I'm cool and all since I have a gun. It was just a normal handgun, I stole it from my dad, since he just kept it in his closet for years. He didn't even notice. So, anyway, It was report card day. My mom asked where it was, and i said in my bookbag. She opened up my book bag and found the gun. She got scared and said "you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "nah forget it, yo homes to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later." I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit at my throne as the prince of bel-air.

😐

😂 Wtf? Prince of Bel air.

Guns do not make you cool.

wow

WUT A STORY....

Oh its a joke.

Bel Air sucks! (BTW, you misspelled months.)

^^^ that wuz unecessary

Originally posted by DanZeke25
I decided to bring my gun to school, you know, to show it to my friends. They would think I'm cool and all since I have a gun. It was just a normal handgun, I stole it from my dad, since he just kept it in his closet for years. He didn't even notice. So, anyway, It was report card day. My mom asked where it was, and i said in my bookbag. She opened up my book bag and found the gun. She got scared and said "you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "nah forget it, yo homes to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later." I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit at my throne as the prince of bel-air.

😆 I haven't seen that show in years. 😂

NECROPHILIAC? scared

Gawd did ANYONE read the post? 😂

Fresh Prince of Bel Air Rocks, I have all 3 seasons out on DVD.

why is necrophiliac in there

Originally posted by Ronny
NECROPHILIAC? scared

Gawd did ANYONE read the post? 😂

Gay Beastial Necrophiliac.

I love saying that 😛

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie

Oh its a joke.

That would of been really funny if you used more than 15 words. 😐 Till then this will have to do....

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Gay Beastial Necrophiliac.

I love saying that 😛

🤨 I wonder why???......

Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down bag

Originally posted by DanZeke25
I decided to bring my gun to school, you know, to show it to my friends. They would think I'm cool and all since I have a gun. It was just a normal handgun, I stole it from my dad, since he just kept it in his closet for years. He didn't even notice. So, anyway, It was report card day. My mom asked where it was, and i said in my bookbag. She opened up my book bag and found the gun. She got scared and said "you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "nah forget it, yo homes to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later." I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit at my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
😐

^ 👆

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
🤨 I wonder why???......

Becasue people don't eccepect to be called somebody who has sex with dead animals of the same sex.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Becasue people don't eccepect to be called somebody who has sex with dead animals of the same sex.

As long as they're screwing a dead animal of the OPPOSITE sex--Its perfectly fine.