Darth Revan (As DLOTS) vs Emperor Palpatine (OT)

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Darth Revan (As DLOTS) vs Emperor Palpatine (OT)

Revan can most likely best ROTS Sidious, but can he overcome OT Sidious?

This is Pre-KOTOR Revan, by the way, when he was Dark Lord of the Sith, before Malak's betrayal. Post KOTOR would be a bit much imo.

This thread has been done like a gazillion times.

I'm convinced Randy Savage can pwn Sidious; all you need to do is bodyslam him.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
I'm convinced Randy Savage can pwn Sidious; all you need to do is bodyslam him.

Who is Randy Savage?

The Macho Man? The wrestler? Wiki him.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
The Macho Man? The wrestler? Wiki him.

Just finished reading up on him...

How is he going to floor Sidious?

Dude, he can benchpress him easy. It's SW fact that Sidious only fights near ledges (ROTS, ROTJ). So Randy walks up...

RANDY: Snap into a Slim Jim!

SIDIOUS: You... The Force is strong with you, young Savage!

RANDY: OOOOooooohhh yeah, baby!

SIDIOUS: A great Sith you shall become! I shall name you... *Consults phone book* Darth Redneckius!

RANDY: No, I am the champ! The belt is mine! *Bodyslams Sidious out of window.

SIDIOUS: Nooooooooo!!!!!

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Dude, he can benchpress him easy. It's SW fact that Sidious only fights near ledges (ROTS, ROTJ). So Randy walks up...

RANDY: Snap into a Slim Jim!

SIDIOUS: You... The Force is strong with you, young Savage!

RANDY: OOOOooooohhh yeah, baby!

SIDIOUS: A great Sith you shall become! I shall name you... *Consults phone book* Darth Redneckius!

RANDY: No, I am the champ! The belt is mine! *Bodyslams Sidious out of window.

SIDIOUS: Nooooooooo!!!!!

LMAO

You can't take the Macho Man. It's just not possible.

Revan, IMO OT Palpatine is, at the most, even with ROTS Sidious.

I'm a Macho, Macho, MAN!

Be a man hulk🙂

... I found a few with ROTS Sidious... but not OT Sidious.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Dude, he can benchpress him easy. It's SW fact that Sidious only fights near ledges (ROTS, ROTJ). So Randy walks up...

RANDY: Snap into a Slim Jim!

SIDIOUS: You... The Force is strong with you, young Savage!

RANDY: OOOOooooohhh yeah, baby!

SIDIOUS: A great Sith you shall become! I shall name you... *Consults phone book* Darth Redneckius!

RANDY: No, I am the champ! The belt is mine! *Bodyslams Sidious out of window.

SIDIOUS: Nooooooooo!!!!!

😂

Savage can be beaten! It just takes some skill. Get Bruce Lee, Mr. T, Vin Diesel (maybe, he's only a demigod) or ... dare I say his name... Chuck Norris (!!!!!!), and Savage is turned into soup.

No, only Hulk Hogan or Andre the Giant can properly challenge Savage for the belt.

What about the Ultimate Warrior!

Well, yeah, the list I named wouldn't need a belt. Chuck Norris is above this plane of existence, he needs no belt.

Chuck Norris is for sure undefeatable. Even Artoo shivers when he hears his name.

Originally posted by Admiral Akbar
Chuck Norris is for sure undefeatable. Even Artoo shivers when he hears his name.

Blasphamy! 😠