Am I a d*ck for this?

So I go into this gas station just now, with a buck twenty five. I grab a liter of Coke, ask the guy how much it costs, he says, "I don't know, I don't drink that stuff." He checks the price, it's $1.59. 😬

So, I grab the next smaller size, and it's $1.39. 😬

Feeling defeated, I go to my car thinking I'm totally assed out. But, low and behold, I got a bunch of change in my backpack. So, I go back in and grab the liter of Coke and slap it down on the counter once again. The guy says, "So, you found some more change?" I looked at him like this 😐 , and replied, "No."

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While he was ringing me up, he was inspecting my change as if I slipped in some Canadian coins or something. When I left, I said, "Thanks man, have a good night." And he did this . .. . .. sadwalk

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That's Great.

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your greatness makes me want to dry hump you Preston 😐

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NO! your not a duck! unless you want to be then of course you are!! but if you don't then definately no!

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
your greatness makes me want to dry hump you Preston 😐

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Do me a favor, dry hump your couch cushion and scream my name! 😄

Originally posted by BakaXero
NO! your not a duck! unless you want to be then of course you are!! but if you don't then definately no!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Do me a favor, dry hump your couch cushion and scream my name! 😄 Advice taken. Thanks, Hero! 😊

Originally posted by BakaXero
what advice? 😕

To think or not think that I am a duck . . . 😕

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
To think or not think that I am a duck . . . 😕

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So I go into this gas station just now, with a buck twenty five. I grab a liter of Coke, ask the guy how much it costs, he says, "I don't know, I don't drink that stuff." He checks the price, it's $1.59. 😬

So, I grab the next smaller size, and it's $1.39. 😬

Feeling defeated, I go to my car thinking I'm totally assed out. But, low and behold, I got a bunch of change in my backpack. So, I go back in and grab the liter of Coke and slap it down on the counter once again. The guy says, "So, you found some more change?" I looked at him like this 😐 , and replied, "No."

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^ Obi Wan Inanity

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You totally should have used the Force on him.

Hiker: *wave hand* "This is $1.59, there is no need to count it."

Douche: "Correct change, here's your receipt."

Hiker: *wave hand* "Have a good day."

Douche: "Have a good day."

Originally posted by LanceWindu
You totally should have used the Force on him.

Hiker: *wave hand* "This is $1.59, there is no need to count it."

Douche: "Correct change, here's your receipt."

Hiker: *wave hand* "Have a good day."

Douche: "Have a good day."

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So I go into this gas station just now, with a buck twenty five. I grab a liter of Coke, ask the guy how much it costs, he says, "I don't know, I don't drink that stuff." He checks the price, it's $1.59. 😬

So, I grab the next smaller size, and it's $1.39. 😬

Feeling defeated, I go to my car thinking I'm totally assed out. But, low and behold, I got a bunch of change in my backpack. So, I go back in and grab the liter of Coke and slap it down on the counter once again. The guy says, "So, you found some more change?" I looked at him like this 😐 , and replied, "No."

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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
yeah 😂

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Douche 😆

Of course. 😮‍💨

On a side note...don't you like how in Nevada there is no tax on food? 😄