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Okay..this might be kinda stupid, but post the things you said here that wern't supposed to, but sounded dirty, for example...

My Friend: "Kelly, hold my sucker for me when I go to the bathroom, and don't lick it!"

I think there's already a thread like this 🥷

There is? jawdrop I searched.... if there is the mods can close it....😮 bag

i think so too

Some mod can close this one then...✅

"i'm coming as fast as I can"

According to DarkC that can be taken two ways disgust

He's an impatient WoW player

Originally posted by Ronny
"i'm coming as fast as I can"

According to DarkC that can be taken two ways disgust

He's an impatient WoW player

Originally posted by DarkC
*indignant spluttering*

another,

"I'm going to induce you."

Originally posted by Ronny
schmoll

Originally posted by DarkC
No-no-no, that's my smilie. 😐

Originally posted by French Kiss
another,

"I'm going to induce you."

Originally posted by Ronny
disgust STFU

😕

Induce dosn't mean a British Invasion..it means to make something happen sooner (I think) it sounds like seduce...

I know 😄 I was just saying something else that sounds dirty.

Originally posted by DarkC
*runs away sobbing*

Originally posted by Ronny
I know 😄 I was just saying something else that sounds dirty.

"These nuts are really hard..."

Originally posted by Ronny
*points and laughs*

I seem to have fed your beaver my sausage.

Its cause I'm evil 😱

I was almost driven to computer game insanity today. I spent like 5 hours playing WoW and trying to get up to this guy with some flame thing and these stupid animals kept attacking my and the game is like "you cant go there cause you cant walk up vertical drops" and I shot the game then I went to go paly oblivion and more stuff started attacking me and my eyes started crossing, and I kept hitting dead things that were already dead just to make SURE they were dead cause it felt like they respawned right as i turned my back. Then this guy starts running into the cliff i was standing on so I was like "what the **** you doing you retard" so I threw fire at hima dn hes like "Dont attack me! im being assualted!"

Then before that i decided I really wanted to ride a horse even though I knew I'd be arrested. but i did it anyways and some gaurd came out of no where and is like "WTF BIITCH get off this dudes horse" and I resisted arrest and died...

My life is exciting shocking