Tricky Question

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Tricky Question

When you die, you see 2 doors. 1 leads into heaven and one leads into hell. Presumably(sp) you want to go into heaven.

Both doors are guarded by 2 guards, there are no signs that say heaven or hell, you are allowed to ask 1 guard 1 question. The guard guarding heaven always tells the truth the guard guarding hell always tells a lie.

EG you ask 1 guard is this heaven? hell guard says yes and heaven guard says yes. your stuck.

What question do you ask?

Can I take a peep through the keyhole?

wtf? no

I like your shoes, who's your momma?

You ask one of the guards will the other one tell you the truth. If he says no, it is the truth. If he says yes, it is a lie

Originally posted by thesheephair
wtf? no

wtf? yes

Id retrace my steps and keep on livin ✅

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You ask one of the guards will the other one tell you the truth. If he says no, it is the truth. If he says yes, it is a lie

not quite. if you ask the guard from hell, he will lie and say no, but the guard from heaven will also say no, because it is the truth that the guard from heaven will lie.

He's killed his own question. If Heaven's guard always says the truth, ask him.

-AC

I think they're supposed to be identical looking, so you don't know which is which just by looking.

I'd know. I'd look at him for a long time.

I can almost imagine a petty God doing something like this. You die, you think "ah, final reward here I come" then you get to this test where you'd loose everything by going through the wrong door. You Bastard I'd want to say.

Still, the question I ask - "Is God the greatest?" or "Is God/Jesus the key to salvation?" Or something like that - the good guy will say yes, the bad guy of course will say no.

This is based on Christian dogma though, none of the theological debates about Gods before God or whatever or Jesus or anything.

I would ask if I could light up a scoob 😮‍💨

What will the other one say is the door to heaven?

Why would heaven need guards? what, is someone who's in line or whatever gonna run through the gates and pick a fight with two of the beefier archangels like Michael or Remiel? I'm pretty sure those flaming swords really pack a wallop, even when you're already dead.

Originally posted by thesheephair
When you die, you see 2 doors. 1 leads into heaven and one leads into hell. Presumably(sp) you want to go into heaven.

Both doors are guarded by 2 guards, there are no signs that say heaven or hell, you are allowed to ask 1 guard 1 question. The guard guarding heaven always tells the truth the guard guarding hell always tells a lie.

EG you ask 1 guard is this heaven? hell guard says yes and heaven guard says yes. your stuck.

What question do you ask?


I'd ask one of the guards: Is my name Jesus? If he says yes then I know he's lying therefore I'd know he's guarding hell.

assuming that heaven has guards, check the nametags of the guards.
if they say Scarmiglione, Alichino, Calcabrina, Cagnazzo, Barbariccia, Libicocco, Draghignazzo, Ciriatto, Graffiacane, Farfarello, or Rubicante, then that's definitely the gate to hell. I'd stick around and ask them to do that trick Dante described in the inferno where they blow trumpets out of their asses.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Why would heaven need guards? what, is someone who's in line or whatever gonna run through the gates and pick a fight with two of the beefier archangels like Michael or Remiel? I'm pretty sure those flaming swords really pack a wallop, even when you're already dead.

He's right their , unless your packing the spear of longinus don't try getting into a fist-fight with an angel.

Originally posted by grey fox
He's right their , unless your packing the spear of longinus don't try getting into a fist-fight with an angel.

But they weren't real angels. And it seems many people would have been happy if Shinji had gone out and picked a fist fight with one.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
He's killed his own question. If Heaven's guard always says the truth, ask him.

-AC

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