Who hath the mightiest pimp hand?

Started by illadelph124 pages

Strongest pimp hand belongs to Mrrungo-Mu, easily.

He took a lunging slash to the face from Wolverine without any effect, backhanded him away, then knocked out Thing, Wonderman, Colossus, Rogue, She Hulk, and Thor with a single backhand that connected to all of their mouths consecutively in one swipe, then knocked out Namor with another slap and grabbed Grey Hulk by the throat and sucked out his life force.

Then, after all that, he sat down and drank some Cristal from his pimp cup.

^ That's pimpin.

He even got Battlecat as a f*ckin' house pet.

Originally posted by illadelph12
Strongest pimp hand belongs to Mrrungo-Mu, easily.

He took a lunging slash to the face from Wolverine without any effect, backhanded him away, then knocked out Thing, Wonderman, Colossus, Rogue, She Hulk, and Thor with a [b]single backhand that connected to all of their mouths consecutively in one swipe, then knocked out Namor with another slap and grabbed Grey Hulk by the throat and sucked out his life force.

Then, after all that, he sat down and drank some Cristal from his pimp cup.

^ That's pimpin.

He even got Battlecat as a f*ckin' house pet. [/B]

I remember that tub of lard. Man he was beast owning everyone like that. Illadelph, could you remind me how he was defeated in that run of comics?

I wanna see Mumm-Ra pimp slapping Pre-crisis Superman.

Originally posted by Adam Warlock
I remember that tub of lard. Man he was beast owning everyone like that. Illadelph, could you remind me how he was defeated in that run of comics?

Yeah, Silver Surfer was able to give half of his power cosmic to a scientist that went to Mu's World Ship and destroyed the defenses around Mu's power plant while Surfer took on Mu 1 on 1 (and was getting massacred by Mu). When the scientist tossed himself into the machines and caused them to overload and explode, the Power Cosmic he had shot back to Surfer who returned to full power, and then shot a pinpoint accurate cosmic energy bolt from Earth to the location of the reactor on Mu's World Ship and destroyed Mu's source of power. Then Surfer went apesh*t, got this cosmic glow, and layed a serious beating on Mu until Teneya (baby girl laying next to Mu drinking Cristal in the above pic) asked Surfer to stop and calmed him down (Surfer had sex with her in a previous book in the series).

The powerplant funneled the energy of all the people Mu enslaved into his body, and he'd enslaved millions of worlds and billions upon billions of alien races, many of which had superpowers.

That was "The Enslavers" arc.

^ had SEX with her???? using what????

Originally posted by Mr. Valentine
^ had SEX with her???? using what????

The power cosmic endows all whom use it with powers beyond the scope of mortal men.

Or to be more exact he used the damn surfboard as a....'tool' after re-shaping it. 😮

aha, lucky bastard...im thinking about becoming a herald of galactus,..... it has its... 😖hifty: 😖hifty: 😖hifty: perks

Indeed......

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Norrin still has his equipment, it's just housed inside of his shell and only comes out when it's time to beat some p*ssy up.

Kids read these comics, they can't have him flying around completely naked.

"I wanna see Mumm-Ra pimp slapping Pre-crisis Superman."

Mum-ra never met pre crisis Superman, did he?

Originally posted by olympian
"I wanna see Mumm-Ra pimp slapping Pre-crisis Superman."

Mum-ra never met pre crisis Superman, did he?

Should have been.....

Originally posted by illadelph12
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Norrin still has his equipment, it's just housed inside of his shell and only comes out when it's time to beat some p*ssy up.

Kids read these comics, they can't have him flying around completely naked.

That is...odd.......

what do the words underneath your sig mean? welcome to --------- time

welcome to these crazy times , i keep them purposely together to confuse people
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Although i'm considering adding something in Latin perhaps ?

aha, indeed it is quite confusing, i know a bit of german.. not that much 😮 but yes something in latin would be good 😄

I'm considering Using Faust quotation in latin , but i can't find it so I'll settle with a quotation from V from vendetta which in itself is a quote from Richard III

coolio man, Richard III 😄

Thor's pimpslap to a charging Titania, during the first Secret Wars, impressed me. 👆

Not much pimp slap their though , he could have tried to slap beyonder...

Someone mentioning Herald sex? Hercules had sex with Frankie Raye. Eat that, Johnny Storm.

Juggernaut gave a mighty pimpslap to thor which sent him soaring backward through several buildings.