Who can commit Hari-Kari the quickest ?

Started by grey fox1 pagesPoll

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck can chuck wood ?

Who can commit Hari-Kari the quickest ?

Who can kill themselves the quickest ?

Cap with shield

Batman with bat-a-rang

Ion with Godly powers

Super boy prime with his damn stupid looking armour

Ult spider man with web shooters

and any others you can think of.....

The deaths can ether be ...

A. Quick

B. spectacular

Who gets the best death ?

Superboy prime comes to our world and realizes he has now powers at all. I beat him with a baseball bat while shouting Imperious Rex, b*tch!
😄

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
Superboy prime comes to our world and realizes he has now powers at all. I beat him with a baseball bat while shouting Imperious Rex, b*tch!
😄

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As funny as that is that doesn't really count as a suicide does it ?

Messing with Thurnderstrike is a suicide, so it should count...

True....

Flash sleeping with 1 Mio women and dying on liquid loss in his body.

Nice...

Originally posted by Tshern
Messing with Thurnderstrike is a suicide, so it should count...
😆

Surfer goes supernova (his board goes on e-bay).

u know who i voted for fox...thats right buddy u

Originally posted by Mindship
Surfer goes supernova (his board goes on e-bay).

Superb

Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
u know who i voted for fox...thats right buddy u

Thanks

Now my contribution , after being rejected by Mary Jane for the one hundred and twentieth time that day ULT spidey hangs himself with his own webbing. Poor...poor emo scum *shakes head*

Superman 'tanning' under red light at the beach, while eating a PB and K sandwhich laying on a beach bed with a oakleys so the light doesn't bother his eyes. Then Batman hands him a nade to shove up his ass, cause well he's Supes, nothing phases him. Supes agrees to do so to prove to Bats that he is invulnerable.

Then as Superman blows up Batman takes Lois out for dinner and then to a cheap 1 hour hotel.

Juggernaut takes off his helmet...

that is suicide in itself considering everytime it leaves his head someone just magically pops in to mind rape him.

Surfer's board is on ebay? 😈

I resurrect Jack Kirby from the grave to write the last book of Infinite Crisis, where Darkseid annihilates Superboy Prime. 😄

Re: Who can commit Hari-Kari the quickest ?

Originally posted by grey fox
Who can kill themselves the quickest ?

Cap with shield

Batman with bat-a-rang

Ion with Godly powers

Super boy prime with his damn stupid looking armour

Ult spider man with web shooters

and any others you can think of.....

The deaths can ether be ...

A. Quick

B. spectacular

Who gets the best death ?

zomgz! gR3Y f0X PWNS! zOmGzz!!

I'm disappointed.

Where's the the grey fox sucks option 🙁

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The rebels are ****tards!

Anyway, Superman decides to attempt to live up to what the fanboys make him out to be and tries to destroy a kryptonite meteor.

He comes back 50 shades of green. 😈

Just pick up any old issues of spidey, Aunt May is ill soo many times I think she may have had a death wish................................

Can cap decapitate himself with his own sheild ?