Who is the biggest whore in Hollywood?

Started by Britrogue6 pages

But this isn't a serious topic, surely?

Originally posted by Madacapa
Hey "Botankus", F-U too. I mean really, I am trying to find out who is the biggest whore in Hollywood. I want a serious discussion here, not meaningless attacks... 😠

I said Minnie Driver, and Britrogue said Colin Farrell. What's wrong with those choices? I know Miss Driver and Mr. Farrell are older than 18 so you may not have ever heard of them. We can't help you on that one.

Originally posted by botankus
I said Minnie Driver, and Britrogue said Colin Farrell. What's wrong with those choices? I know Miss Driver and Mr. Farrell are older than 18 so you may not have ever heard of them. We can't help you on that one.

I have actually seen moves with Minnie and Colin in them, so yes "a-hole" I know who they are. Do you have any evidence of Driver's "whoreness" or are you just making that up?

I was just getting used to scuffling with Lil B (a real pro and damn-near impossible to out-argue), and then I have to stop for a junior member with 9 career posts. Let's look at some of the highlights of Madacapa's tenure here at KMC:

Originally posted by Madacapa
Lets just say, Lindsey Lohan "earned" the part of Wonder Woman from Joss Whedon. She "earned" it the "hard" way, if you know what I mean... 😮

Jealous much? Man, you really hate these young girls, don't you? I will just assume you were in the room when this "hard-earning" act occurred? You seem to be an expert at calling people whores, so I assume Lindsay appeared on the TV screen as well and earned the title in the same manner Hilary did.
Originally posted by Madacapa
I would not want to "do" a celebrity, but I would like to f**k Jessica Alba.... 😱

Again, since a whore to you is someone who looks better than you with more acting ability and popularity than you, you would not call your wishes with Miss Alba whorish.

Evidence of Minnie's whoreness...now you got me. I guess I have none, so I guess I'm sitting right along side of you at the starting line with Hilary, Mandy, and Lindsay.

Originally posted by botankus
I was just getting used to scuffling with Lil B (a real pro and damn-near impossible to out-argue), and then I have to stop for a junior member with 9 career posts.

I guess I am too busy with my real life to post here all day. I guess if I was a pathetic, unemployed loser who spends all day in an internet coffee shop I could have over 100 posts, but sadly that is not the case. I am glad that you are my biggest fan and I hope you enjoy reading my previous posts... 😂

😂 Hey Gilly, will you pass the French Roast blend? Thank you dear, now would you care for some crumpets to nibble on while you browse the Unemployment Section?

Originally posted by Madacapa
Hey "Botankus", F-U too. I mean really, I am trying to find out who is the biggest whore in Hollywood. I want a serious discussion here, not meaningless attacks... 😠

Such a preciious flower you are. You have yet to answer any of my questions.

Paris Hilton by far.

Tara Reid is pretty loose.

Originally posted by botankus
😂 Hey Gilly, will you pass the French Roast blend? Thank you dear, now would you care for some crumpets to nibble on while you browse the Unemployment Section?

Since when was my name Lil B? Don't get me wrong, I think it's kind of sweet. I've never been referred to as little before!
😆

Now, stop getting me onto the subject of crumpets. I could right go for one of those right now to cheer me up. I just got into work to find one of my pretty expensive plant pots missing. My guess is that our foreign cleaners has broken it and removed the evidence in the hope that I won't notice. My poor plant has been traumatised!!!!!! 🙁

Sorry..............off topic. Whore eh? I don't know, does Jessica Alba's fan live in Hollwood? 🙄

Oh, Lil B is "Lil Bitchiness," one of the global mods at KMC. She started the Marlon Wayans thread in this forum. 😂 it is funny, but I don't think I could call you Little, and well, you do like Big Bird, but Big B isn't exactly the greatest nickname...so I think I'll stick with Silly Gilly. Just kidding. How about Sweet G?

Foreign cleaners stealing your expensive potted plants? Are they from Ireland? If so, send them to me, b/c I'm 1/[insert number here]th Irish!

Aha! Ok, that makes more sense.

Christ knows where these guys are from. All I know is that they don't speak a word of English and they keep breaking things. I now have mismatched pots. My poor plants!

Originally posted by Leo.M
Paris Hilton by far.

Paris Hilton was on a sex tape, but I think she wanted it to come out because it was the cool thing to do. Tara Reid IS a whore, but is he the biggest one...

Originally posted by Impediment
Paris Hilton. A stupid, spoiled whore who is 101% overrrated and completely talentless, and does nothing more than take up space. Plus, IMO, she's not all that attractive.

101% ditto. Poster whore/dimwit for our Garbage Celebrity Culture.

Originally posted by Madacapa
Paris Hilton was on a sex tape, but I think she wanted it to come out because it was the cool thing to do. Tara Reid IS a whore, but is he the biggest one...

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Way to come all the way over to our little forum and 😐 for us Bardock86! So back at ya...😐 😐 😐 and how about a little 😬 for good measure.

I hear Lohan...

Originally posted by Dudester
I hear Lohan...

Do you mean Lindsey Lohan? Please be specific... 😠

Madacapa, you still haven't givemn one reason why Hillary Duff could be considered a whore. You have also not stated what you believe a whore to be.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Madacapa, you still haven't given one reason why Hillary Duff could be considered a whore. You have also not stated what you believe a whore to be.

A whore is a woman who is in the entertainment industry (music, dancing, acting) and makes a lot of money doing it. However, she is not very talented and has to get by on her looks. Also, she takes money, gifts, or food in exchange for sex.