Does it hurt to get OWNED?!!

Started by Valharu5 pages

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Blah blah blah blah blah . . . . . . . . fat truckers . . . . . . blah blah blah.

Let me tell you something about CaptainClaudia. She has a cock. The only thing she is the captain of is cock. She is a fat trucker who has mastered the act of driving her truck, posting with her laptop, and masturbating to my pictures, all at the same time. I met her while trying to take a piss in the men's bathroom at some truck stop in Barstow, Nevada. Ever since I refused her sexual advances, she has been stalking me. 😐

hysterical

K.Diddy never gets owned

Re: Does it hurt to get OWNED?!!

only when there's PWN involved ..perv

I wont get owned. A few tried the newbie but stopped real quick.

This was CaptainClaudia when he approached me in that bathroom in Barstow, Nevada! OWNED! 😂

😆 owned!

Re: Does it hurt to get OWNED?!!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I'm just curious, being that I've never been OWNED before, but all of you have . . . . . what does it feel like? Does it hurt? Tell me about the pain so I can understand and maybe sympathize a bit for you lower-folk. 🙂
actually i belive i neva got owned ((well my way at least)) but when they say they own me there way 🙄 It dosent hurt at all actually cuz getting owned vertually is nothin. In real life, it never happens to me.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Blah blah blah blah blah . . . . . . . . fat truckers . . . . . . blah blah blah.

Let me tell you something about CaptainClaudia. She has a cock. The only thing she is the captain of is cock. She is a fat trucker who has mastered the act of driving her truck, posting with her laptop, and masturbating to my pictures, all at the same time. I met her while trying to take a piss in the men's bathroom at some truck stop in Barstow, Nevada. Ever since I refused her sexual advances, she has been stalking me. 😐

Let me tell u what really happened at Barstow, Nevada truck Stop. I was on a road trip when i had to stop to use the girls bathroom, I got off and ran in only to find a horrifying guy wearing a pink tight dress, wit his makeup all runny...i asked him if he was ok..and he totally tried to make out with me, but i kicked him in the shin and said "go to hell, whore!" i ran outside and was stopped by some fat hairy old guy who said "is a guy wearing a pink dress in the girls bathroom, i forgot to pay him 25 cents for the head he gave me"

yup ever since that day th can't forget about me, its really sad. 🙁

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I'm just curious, being that I've never been OWNED before, but all of you have . . . . . what does it feel like? Does it hurt? Tell me about the pain so I can understand and maybe sympathize a bit for you lower-folk. 🙂

Ask Jacope.

Originally posted by Clone
and whats OWNED? 😕
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
This was CaptainClaudia when he approached me in that bathroom in Barstow, Nevada! OWNED! 😂

hysterical.... OMFG

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
This was CaptainClaudia when he approached me in that bathroom in Barstow, Nevada! OWNED! 😂

BARSTOW IS IN CALIFORNIA

i OWN Mr. Bacon and his friend and jusjak. They know and they like it. They got their cookies. 😮‍💨 💃 💃

Originally posted by Mišt
I was owned by Chuck Norris before he was born🪩

Only the brave and the strong had this done to them. Before they were destroyed, Chuck Norris gave them the power of utter domination in fights, and hence the term "Burn" was created. Because the intensity of hate between the indominable and the ignorant was so hot, there were incinerated were they stood.

The Patriarch is Chuck Norris, and his indominables are:

A.C.
T.T.H.
Mist
Lana
AOR
And last but not least Kenobi.

However when two indominables fight, Chuck Norris removes from them their immortality, and the stronger one prevails. Soon there will be one so great, that he will challenge Chuck Norris and a new Indominable will be made. And he will begin the process again. And that is how the n00b food chain works....

barstow is not in california its in crumby nevada! and that isnt me, thats one of the fat ugly guys he screws at night ! Th you are so OWNED!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
This was CaptainClaudia when he approached me in that bathroom in Barstow, Nevada! OWNED! 😂

learn to spell my name first you dumbass you spelled it wrong! you are such a loser!! why dont you just go to hell!! you know damn well what happened in the bathroom, you were wearing a pink dress, and i kicked u, skank!

Originally posted by countfroggy
BARSTOW IS IN CALIFORNIA
Originally posted by Tired Hiker
This was CaptainClaudia when he approached me in that bathroom in Barstow, Nevada! OWNED! 😂
Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA
barstow is not in california its in crumby nevada! and that isnt me, thats one of the fat ugly guys he screws at night ! Th you are so OWNED!

That is what we indominables like to call a double kill...

Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA
learn to spell my name first you dumbass you spelled it wrong! you are such a loser!! why dont you just go to hell!! you know damn well what happened in the bathroom, you were wearing a pink dress, and i kicked u, skank!

For starters learn the location of a city before calling someone else a D.A., second you need to calm down....

Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA
learn to spell my name first you dumbass you spelled it wrong! you are such a loser!! why dont you just go to hell!! you know damn well what happened in the bathroom, you were wearing a pink dress, and i kicked u, skank!

well you got owned and i can't save you from that one so i might as well own you too 😮‍💨 😈 😆 😂 💃 AOR has just got you. thanks aor

haha omg i just got OWNED!!!!

that was a good one AOR, its pretty hard to own me as for tired hiker anyone can own him cuz he's a dumbass.