Captain America Vs. Thor

Captain on the freshly mowed lawn of the white house, well the national anthem is playing in full sound around the entire world, and Captain America is draped in a hand sewn American flag sewn by George Washignton himself. Old Glory is also ringing throughout the entire fight.

Captain America is also equiped with Abraham Lincolns hat, George washinton's axe, Roosevelts monocle, and his usual shield.

Vs

Thor

-Battle takes place on the freshly mowed lawn of the White house.

Does Captain America absorb everything patriotic and make himself more powerful with it? 😆 Thor 10/10.

I';m a cap fanboy captain america wins lol

Originally posted by Redatom65
I';m a cap fanboy captain america wins lol

cap wins 11/10

Hey! don't forget that Captain America has foot boxed with king Thor before, he kicked Thor with such a blow that it knocked king thor down on his back for panels, not one panel but for panels, multiples, notice the S in panelS!!! Captain America was also revving up to give the death blow to king thor, but loki stepped in just in time to save king thor, using his voodoo jazz dancing powers loki jazzed up Captain America, without loki intervening, who knows, king thor might have been one head less at the end of that day ^_^

Captain America has also gone head to head with Thanos when Thanos had the IG! And that was when Captain America was without all the items and support listed in the first comment of this thread, now imagine Captain AMERICA! He might even be able to box with TOAA now.

Originally posted by Jesse7
Hey! don't forget that Captain America has foot boxed with king Thor before, he kicked Thor with such a blow that it knocked king thor down on his back for panels, not one panel but for panels, multiples, notice the S in panelS!!! Captain America was also revving up to give the death blow to king thor, but loki stepped in just in time to save king thor, using his voodoo jazz dancing powers loki jazzed up Captain America, without loki intervening, who knows, king thor might have been one head less at the end of that day ^_^

Captain America has also gone head to head with Thanos when Thanos had the IG! And that was when Captain America was without all the items and support listed in the first comment of this thread, now imagine Captain AMERICA! He might even be able to box with TOAA now.

😆

That's because Captain America's balls are bigger than Chuck Norris'

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
That's because Captain America's balls are bigger than Chuck Norris'

And how exactly do you know this? 😘 😆

Originally posted by batdude123
And how exactly do you know this? 😘 😆

This fight would actually be better if you took Thor's powers away and let the two fight each other with just H2H skills. That'd be interesting to see.

Originally posted by Accel
This fight would actually be better if you took Thor's powers away and let the two fight each other with just H2H skills. That'd be interesting to see.

Originally posted by King KAM
no, that would be pwnge

Originally posted by Sir SKEETS Alot
For Thor.......... 😉

Originally posted by King KAM
cap would murder thor in h2h, if they were at the same strength

Cap says, "Thor, your shoelace is untied." Thor looks down, but just as he realizes he has no shoelaces--whack!--Cap's shield hits him right in the ol' Norse noggin'.

Pissed Thor rips Cap in half.

Originally posted by Sir SKEETS Alot
Nope Thor is just like WW it's pretty simple really
1000 years exp>>>20 years exp give or take....... 🙂

Game over man, Thor doesn't stand a chance. If you attack Captain America, you get the whole package man. It's like Captain Planet: you got Earth, Wind, Fire, Water, and Heart. If you're gonna take Captain America, you also gotta take Captain Planet too. And man, just look at Captain Planet's list of powers:

Flight, invulnerability, super-strength, super-breath, telepathy, telekinesis, shapeshifting, elemental control, matter transmutation, various others. His powers appear to change arbitrarily throughout the series' run.

I mean, what the hell is super-breath anyway? Thor can't beat that. Game over: Captain America 9/10

Originally posted by Jesse7
Captain on the freshly mowed lawn of the white house, well the national anthem is playing in full sound around the entire world, and Captain America is draped in a hand sewn American flag sewn by George Washignton himself. Old Glory is also ringing throughout the entire fight.

Captain America is also equiped with Abraham Lincolns hat, George washinton's axe, Roosevelts monocle, and his usual shield.

Vs

Thor

-Battle takes place on the freshly mowed lawn of the White house.

Captain America throws his shield (TM), which whips around the world once, and then hits Thor on the back of his head, instantly knocking him out.
The impact of the shield (TM) on Thor's noggin' is so tremendous that it opens a dimensional rift and spins through it .....right into Thanos' belly. The Mad Titan starts to heave, and Captain American quickly moves in for a quick coup de grâce.
Captain America then takes his shield (TM) and using his hands stretches it into a crude surfboard (Captain America can bend, stretch and deform his shield alloy ....he can do anything after all). After doing that he strips Thanos of his skin, and sews it with Thanos' sinews to form an air bladder.
Upon doing that Cap takes off into space (for propulsion he uses the rather significant jobber aura emanating from a certain orifice in his backside, and since he is Cap the cold and vacuum of space doesn't affect him ....and he does have a few lungfuls of air trapped in the air bladder he made out of Thanos' remains, and since it is Cap he only needs a few breaths of air for intergalactic travel).

Upon arriving back on Earth (after a few moments of 100X light speed) he discovers that he has managed to somehow loop backwards in time, arriving a few moments before he had thrown his shield(TM) at Thor.
Thus he has the opportunity to watch himself knock out Thor with a deft throw of his shield (TM).

Captain America wins 20/10.
After all, Thor is merely a norse god, while Cap is an American man with super-soldier serum flowing through his red, white and blue veins.

Originally posted by MrHeavySilence
Game over man, Thor doesn't stand a chance. If you attack Captain America, you get the whole package man. It's like Captain Planet: you got Earth, Wind, Fire, Water, and Heart. If you're gonna take Captain America, you also gotta take Captain Planet too. And man, just look at Captain Planet's list of powers:

Flight, invulnerability, super-strength, super-breath, telepathy, telekinesis, shapeshifting, elemental control, matter transmutation, various others. His powers appear to change arbitrarily throughout the series' run.

I mean, what the hell is super-breath anyway? Thor can't beat that. Game over: Captain America 9/10

You made a mistake!
Captain America doesn't have telepathy!
Never had it.

What he has is omniscience ....he knows everything. Thus it looks like he is reading your mind, but the truth is he already knew what would be in it before you were born.

Cap is beyond mere telepathy. We are dealing with true omniscience here!

p.s: It is his shield (TM) that is telepathic, not Cap.

Originally posted by spetznaz
You made a mistake!
Captain America doesn't have telepathy!
Never had it.

What he has is omniscience ....he knows everything. Thus it looks like he is reading your mind, but the truth is he already knew what would be in it before you were born.

Cap is beyond mere telepathy. We are dealing with true omniscience here!

p.s: It is his shield (TM) that is telepathic, not Cap.

lol those were Captain Planet's powers. I was saying, if you mess with Cap America, you also gotta mess with Cap Planet because America is part of the planet 😆