I found this part hilarious:
Can the Xbox 360 turn water into wine?
Can the Xbox 360 fly?
Can the Xbox 360 burn millions of people in Hell because they don't accept it as their Lord and Personal Savior?
Can the Xbox 360 endure a virgin birth?
Can the Xbox 360 survive after having enormous rusty spikes hammered into it?
Can the Xbox 360 walk on water? Oh heck! I bet it doesn't even float!
Can the Xbox 360 effortlessly fling a 50 ton slab of granite off the entrance to a cave?
Can the Xbox 360 watch you masturbate? I'm sure it will help millions of youngsters shim-sham their tallywhackers because it delightfully accepts dirty videos! But it isn't going to sit there out of concern while it watches you commit the sin of personal abuse, and it isn't going to cry tears of love and forgiveness as you get up to find a paper towel afterwards!
Can the Xbox 360 forgive you of your sins and offer you eternal life with an all expenses paid trip to Heaven - and even throw in a free Mansion with a driveway made of solid gold?
Can the Xbox 360 lead a REAL army of Godly Christians into the final battle of Armageddon and slaughter millions of people until the Earth is covered with flesh and blood?
Originally posted by BackFireIs the OTF now an on-topic forum? It's getting more and threads that are 'on-topic'. ?I just don't like this in my new thread home. 🙁
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