You're so "_____" you're "_____" game

No momma jokes nono

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Your mom is so small, she can hang glide on a Dorito.

That's actually quite funny. 😂

You're breath is so hot it created Global warming.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
No momma jokes nono

Sorry, I forgot. 😮

Your mom is so small, her legs hang when she sits on the curb. 😮

😂

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You're girlfriend is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more.

Your girlfriend is like the bowling alley. Gets boned by twelve guys on the first date. 😱

sadwalk

You're so dirty the government made you wear a Biohazard warning suit.

afro2

afro

Your mum has more rolls than a bakerytomupp2

tohslaugh 5

You're so ugly your image in the mirror ran away.

Your so ugly when you were a baby a lady stepped on you then looked down and said''I just stepped in dogshit''

I win! 😱

You're so stupid, you asked what country Captain America was from.

You're so fat, the only reason you float in the air is because gravity gave up on you.

Your girlfriend is so nasty, I asked what's for dinner so she spread her legs and said, "Crabs anyone?"

Your non family significant other is so gay, even Richard Simmons called him/her a f*ggot.

all together- 9.5

Your so ugly, your dog humps you with its eyes closed

Your so ugly, When you were born, God admitted that even He coul make a mistake

Your so stupid, Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to be a warnin to others

On a side note, MTV's Yo Momma is f*cking horrible. The only thing worse than the competitors are the f*cking scripted audience.

Thug-wannabe: Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale she ate it!

Black and Latino audience: OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (while covering their mouth acting like it was hot).

I can't believe people still say, "Yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck" then the crowd goes "Ooooooooooooooooo burned!!!!"

Yea, there jus instigating

Originally posted by Clone

Your girlfriend is so nasty, I asked what's for dinner so she spread her legs and said, "Crabs anyone?"

hysterical

You're so fat you have more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.