Fbi Top 11 Deaths Of Year

Started by DarkC2 pages

Some people are just weird. 😖

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I only laugh at deaths caused by the demised person's own stupidity, aka, The Darwin Awards.

Oh yeah.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I only laugh at deaths caused by the demised person's own stupidity, aka, The Darwin Awards.

That is a point well taken. A tribute to those who remove themselves from our gene-pool in an extremely idiotic fashion.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
10 is ownage 😂

I find it even more funnier, cause thats my damn name 😂

where'd you get this? Its cool how they died, but sorry that they did.

www.murder.com

Probably.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/fbitop20.htm

~ Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, is killed by his wife, armed with a 20" long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husbands strange sex practices, and one night during a prolonged being of "fun" she snapped, pushing all 20" of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.

😆

Originally posted by Syren
http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/fbitop20.htm

~ Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, is killed by his wife, armed with a 20" long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husbands strange sex practices, and one night during a prolonged being of "fun" she snapped, pushing all 20" of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.

😆


Holy shit! shock

Originally posted by Slay
Holy shit! shock

I know, damn. 😑 I can't imagine 20 fitting up there. I can usually only get about twelve of them in. 😊

😂 #1 was funny as hell. c'mon. she lived a good life. and died a hilarious death. what more could one ask for?

It's all 'urban myth' 🙄

Originally posted by Syren
http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/fbitop20.htm

~ Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, is killed by his wife, armed with a 20" long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had had enough of her husbands strange sex practices, and one night during a prolonged being of "fun" she snapped, pushing all 20" of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding.

😆


😂

1. Gail Queens, 23 years old, was killed by her Zoo keeper Boyfriend Mathew Kellaway after she refused sex. He 'invited her' to the zoo the see the lion feeding, and at feeding time lead her into a room that had a large slide away panel, He explained to her that it was a large glass viewing window to watch the lions devour their prey. He ducked out for a quick smoke and locked her in the room. Suddenly the slide away panel opened to reveal many persons staring at her, she was just about to yell and tell them that they were on the wrong side of the glass when she realised that it was her on the wrong side. Another panel opened and 3 hungry lions were let into the pen. Gail survived for 2 days in hospital before dying of massive internal injuries 😂 😆

What have I done... it appears I have brought something unique to the OTF for once 😄

Ouch, those are horrible.