Say nice things about your computer, in poem form if you want to.
My computer is nice.
My computer is sleek.
It brings out my demons.
It brings out my geek.
Tippitty tap tap,
upon plastic keys.
My computer has lice,
but it ain't got no fleas.
Up on the mountain top,
my computer yelled . . .
Hiker, don't do it!
But then something smelled.
My computer fought greatly
in the Vietnam War.
Well, you know where the lice came from;
some two dollar whore.
My computer won medals,
and saved many lives!
Gets laid all the time
by it's twenty-two wives!
Mary had a little lamb,
it's fleece as white as snow.
My computer banged Mary,
and the lamb is it's ho.
My computer moves mountains,
and causes mass storms.
With a click of a button,
I'm dialed to porn.
I love my computer,
as you cans see.
Because I'm with you,
On KMC . . . .
. . . . . . . . Forums, that is, you fecking biches! 😄