WHISKEY THURSDAY the sequal part IV

Darn jezzebels, git up on the table and dance to the fiddle and git me some more whiskey and beer ..............

Yeehaa, whiskey and beer and girls to cheer.

darn you`re rhyming booooyy

Whiskey Thursday again !!! Woo-hoo !! Now war be that durn ToMacckey feller ? He be a late agin ! Gonna have ta give him a real lickin' this time !

beat up DeWayne Pine Gundy, that no good two timer from Minnesota aint worth a cow dung

Ah haa!!!!!!

See? I made it here with ten minutes to go!

I'm a little tired today, didn't get my usual nap after work. I should have gone to the bar for some whiskey.

ToMorrow ( 😉 ) I'm going to the Apple River. You camp out, then a bus drives you several miles upstream. Then you float down the river on an inner-tube. The great thing is, you can get an inner-tube for your cooler full of beer!!!!!! It's always a blast. This is my fourth year in a row going.

There are literally thousands of people floating down the river, having a ball. I can't wait. 😮‍💨

I'm chosing my weapons for this weekend. Here is what I'm thinking of taking for two days of chaos.

case (24) of Budwieser cans
case of Coors cans
6-pack of Mikes Hard Lemonade
bottle of Southern Comfort and/or bottle of Jack Daniels
2 packs of Camel Lights

sounds like you gonna run short on booze 🙄

You're right. I better get more.

😄 *in a Vaderish voice*
"the norse blood is in your veins young TO,.....but you are not a Viking yet"

To - that sounds great ! Don't forget your lightsabre ! 😎

Take some vodka too, I've had an unbearable craving for it recently. 😈

That does sound like fun!!
Just dont throw those empty bottles into the river Mr.!!!!

You're going to have shrinkage, you know.

😱

Yup, I had some major shrinkage. But at least I made it back alive. It was lots of fun. Tons of beers and tons of boobs.

Sounds like a guy's paradise. 😂

Heaven. Truly heaven. 😄

shrinkage? Oh, wait. I think I don't want to know.

oh great... mental picture...of To...
*shudders*

well... I won't get THAT image out of my head for the next 15 years...

*blinks*

ow wait... I just did 😄