Who runs their mouth the most during a battle?

Started by Validus3 pages

Deadpool
Spider-Man
Insane Genis
Kyle Rayner
Hulk
Namor

Namor is my pick.

I'd say Deadpool & Spider-Man...I've always known Spidey to make wise cracks (I grew up on the animated series) but I really only know Deadpool from X-Men: Legends 2, and he never shuts up! But its funny stuff so its always welcome...

Deadpool is f**king hilarious.

Austen's Super(spider)man. Awful characterization.

I was just re-reading some of Chuck Austen's Superman work. Definitely could have passed for Peter wearing a Superman costume.

What about the Mad Titan Thanos?

i say humantorch

Deadpool the man never shuts up ever. Even with a sowrd through his lung. Even when his larinx disinigrated he kep gugling.

Spiderman: Hydrant man!
Hydroman: It's hydroman(sprays and knocks spidey into building)

Classic: Spider-Man

Modern: Deadpool.

Peter and Wade, the undisputed kings of comic book smack. I'd pay money to see a smack-off between the two of them. A physical fight would be good too.

Deadpool then Ultimate Spidey.

"I lost my spot in line at Taco Bell for this!"

Ok, I think it's Thor or Spidey, but I'd say Thor just because he's so braggat about it. Spidey is cocky, but Thor just belittles people.

You could make an argument for Hulk, because he's constantly talking about how he's going to smash folks, and I guess that's the only way he knows how to put it. When Hulk says he's going to smash you, he says it with complete sincerity, and that's scary. Hulk isn't the kind of guy to lie about stuff like that, but I'd still say Thor simply because he tells people he's going to smite them sometimes, which just makes me die laughing. (LOL)

Spider-man.

Thor's speeches annoying.

Oh come on samishe, you don't think Thor's funny sometimes????? How not cool would it be to have a god to tell you you're a heathen insect and he will exterminate you for your vileness or something to that effect? That'd be scary, and I wouldn't want to hear that. I'd be like dude shutup, I'm not vile.

I do think I'd be more scared of Hulk though, especially if he said he was going to smash me. I see Thor having a bit more restraint, despite his temper, but if I was a super-powered villian, Thor's speeches would definately throw me off my gameplan.......

Originally posted by superman41082
Oh come on samishe, you don't think Thor's funny sometimes????? How not cool would it be to have a god to tell you you're a heathen insect and he will exterminate you for your vileness or something to that effect? That'd be scary, and I wouldn't want to hear that. I'd be like dude shutup, I'm not vile.

I do think I'd be more scared of Hulk though, especially if he said he was going to smash me. I see Thor having a bit more restraint, despite his temper, but if I was a super-powered villian, Thor's speeches would definately throw me off my gameplan.......

True. 😄

And right, i forgot about Hulk.

Well thanks bud!! 😄 😄

I'm going with Dick Grayson.Why with the exception Namor he's been talking smack the longest.Bonus points for doing while wearing green and yellow elf shoes.

Originally posted by outarddwarf
Namor or thor

I'd have to agree. Thor takes it I think. The battle with the world serpent had some nicely written but incredibly long monologues. Sometimes they were saying things to each other despite being miles apart so it almost looked like they were talking to themselves.

Good point superbatman, especially about the elf shoes. It's gotta be a little irritating when a pubescent pubescent punk dressed like an elf is talking junk to you.

Do I tell from your name that Superman and Batman are your favs, too????