Vinny walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" Vinny replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" Vinny replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees Vinnys 'privates' hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks Vinny "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, Vinny looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!"