The Porno Coffee Shop

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
lying is looked down upon by me 😄 get out of my thread

Okay, If I leave I take my cards with me.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Okay, If I leave I take my cards with me.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Then i will touch you

I Don't Have Pants On.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I Don't Have Pants On.

damnit 🙁

Good Mornin' fellow Pornographers! I'll take the Usual. A latte and a copy Jugs magazine, and don't skimp of the Jugs! pissed.

*turns on The New Pornographers* 😐

Originally posted by Nevermind
Good Mornin' fellow Pornographers! I'll take the Usual. A latte and a copy Jugs magazine, and don't skimp of the Jugs! pissed.

Sorry we only have the 20 thousand page Jugs subscription, Is that ok?

Originally posted by Captain REX
*turns on The New Pornographers* 😐

😄 New!

Originally posted by Captain REX
*turns on The New Pornographers* 😐

Hey that's only R18+! You better porn up that video! Do it! pissed

Originally posted by Nevermind
Hey that's only R18+! You better porn up that video! Do it! pissed

It better be RRR+Gazillion by the time I finish my Latte.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Sorry we only have the 20 thousand page Jugs subscription, Is that ok?

🙁 It'll have to do.

Originally posted by Nevermind
🙁 It'll have to do.

Here you Go. You need to lift it, I sure as hell can't lift that many boobs, and I'm Vinny Valentine....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
It better be RRR+Gazillion by the time I finish my Latte.

😂

Originally posted by Nevermind
😂

😄 😛

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Here you Go. You need to lift it, I sure as hell can't lift that many boobs, and I'm Vinny Valentine....

😂

This should last me until tonight, thanks Vin. I'm hauling over a fork lift as we speak.

Originally posted by Nevermind
😂

This should last me until tonight, thanks Vin. I'm hauling over a fork lift as we speak.

Be Careful, I just installed a new condom machine.

BY GOD IF YOU SCRATCH MY CONDOM MACHINE I WILL END YOUR LIFE.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Be Careful, I just installed a new condom machine.

BY GOD IF YOU SCRATCH MY CONDOM MACHINE I WILL END YOUR LIFE.

New condom machine! 😱

*purchases an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL cherry flavoured French tickler*

Now, who to use it on. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Nevermind
New condom machine! 😱

*purchases an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL cherry flavoured French tickler*

Now, who to use it on. 😖hifty:

Puts Hand Up*

Oh Wait...

Keeps Hand Up*

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Puts Hand Up*

Oh Wait...

Keeps Hand Up*

😖hifty:

Come, my child, into my Bondage room of lust! mwahaha

Originally posted by Nevermind
😖hifty:

Come, my child, into my Bondage room of lust! mwahaha

Runs in*

Oh My God whats this do?! *Presses big red button*

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Runs in*

Oh My God whats this do?! *Presses big red button*