The Member Auction

shock I dont even know what we're bidding for!

16 magic beans, the key to my basement and some lawn clippings from my neighbour.

😆 Oh well, it just better not be Bloigen's mom herb

20 magic beans, the hobo i found in a dumpster, a bag of nail clippings, and a shirt that hasnt been washed for a decade with rat dandruff

24 magic beans, Chuck Norris's chest hair sealed in an air tight bag from 1965, a piece of dust from my carpet, 3 pieces of toilet paper(2ply - twice as nice), and a phone number from someone I dont knowdisguise

53.2 magic beans, a stolen bandage, a broken porno video, a vial of spit from someone with STD, a torn pokemon card, and 2 Francs

Originally posted by Council#13
53.2 magic beans, a stolen bandage, a broken porno video, a vial of spit from someone with STD, a torn pokemon card, and 2 Francs

Which pokemon card?hmm

The one of the fat one. Uh.... Pikachu

I have triples of himermm No deal.

Are any of them torn? 😖hifty:

No but they all have glasses, moustaches and scars drawn on them in black textaermm

*bids three pikachu cards*

*bids a torn pikachu card with a soggy Charzard*

*eats a biscuit and bids the crumbs*

*eats the crumbs and bids some nose hair that just came out with the booger just picked*

*sells Vinny*

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*bids Lana*

*bids Lana's sig and avatar* shock

*bids Lana's signature forums*

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*bids BakaXero*

*bids left testicle*

Originally posted by Council#13
*bids BakaXero*