The Wedding. *adjusts robe*

Started by Quellefalathwen81 pages

Originally posted by Bloigen
......I hate you 😐

*clicks on ad for flower girl dresses*

.........fear

Re: The Wedding. *adjusts robe*

Originally posted by Itzak
All rise... *checks everyone for guns, knifes, noise makers, colds and prank calls* you maybe seated... Mawage... mawage is what brings us together today. And Wove, true wove will hold you together alway. *turns off Princess bride* Today I am here to wed Quellefalathwen and darksora. 😐 Here is a list of everyone who will be in the wedding...

Vinny is the lovely flower girl boy.

Berri other flower girl.

Drunk nazgul and Shadowskill are both the Bridesmaids.

Jacopex is of course the bestman.

Thorinn as the ring bearer.

Bardock42 the never forgetting headusher.

Bloigen is the annoying guy in the 2nd pew with a coughing fit.

And I... I am the fat preacher. disguise

Everybody else is invited aswell. w00t

Now let us play... *ahem* I mean pray... *chants* Everybodya... we are gathered here todaya... to put a stop to Michael Jasksona... yes that little f*ckera... in this we play praya... Amen. disguise

*waits for the Quellefalathwen and darksora to get here* ermm

I have to say, this initial post is really quite hilarious 😆

clapping

wtf are they married yet. mhm

Can I get shit faced, grope the bride, fall on the wedding cake and hit the grooms father?

I was planing to do that in a lil bit.

Originally posted by Valharu
Can I get shit faced, grope the bride, fall on the wedding cake and hit the grooms father?
I don't know but if you grope the bride or hit the groom's father you will receive four broken limbs and a knee to the groin 😛

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
I don't know but if you grope the bride or hit the groom's father you will receive four broken limbs and a knee to the groin 😛
🙄 Your words are like dust against my drunken tomfoolery. Let the destruction begin. Hahahahaha.

thinks: darksora when are you gonna get online........I thought you WANTED to be married

Originally posted by NineCoronas
Originally posted by Itzak
Originally posted by NineCoronas
Originally posted by Bloigen

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
thinks: darksora when are you gonna get online........I thought you WANTED to be married
maybe he's scared about performing on the wedding night. 😂

Originally posted by Thorinn
maybe he's scared about performing on the wedding night. 😂
alas, there is nothing for him to be scared about..........unless he's getting cold feet furious........believe me, he doesn't want to face the wrath of THIS woman scorned

*pisses all over the Emo altar*

Originally posted by Slay
*pisses all over the Emo altar*
Has a beer while dodging the splashback.

Originally posted by Valharu
Has a beer while dodging the splashback.

*sets fire to the Emo altar* 😐

Originally posted by Slay
*sets fire to the Emo altar* 😐
Finishes beer then warms hands. Ptssshhhh. Cracks new can.

Originally posted by Valharu
Finishes beer then warms hands. Ptssshhhh. Cracks new can.

Cracks open a bottle of Grolsch.

*sets fire to Murphy's Irish Red factory*

Originally posted by Syren
I have to say, this initial post is really quite hilarious 😆

clapping

😊 disguise

Originally posted by Thorinn
wtf are they married yet. mhm

Cold feet. 😐

Originally posted by Valharu
Can I get shit faced, grope the bride, fall on the wedding cake and hit the grooms father?

Sure. ermm

Originally posted by Quellefalathwen
thinks: darksora when are you gonna get online........I thought you WANTED to be married

Cold feet. 😐

Originally posted by NineCoronas

IITTZZAAKK, ol buddy. Have a drink. NOW!!!!